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Calisthenician 

Someone who has become one with the art of calisthenics.
Person 1: hey man, I can't do a single pull up
Person 2: bro, then you're not a true calisthenician

hipster calisthenics 

That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.
"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."
(Noun.) Comes from Greek background and means "most beautiful". Calista is a very rare name, and usually is accompanied by a very rare person. Calista will always know how to brighten up your day. Often they will come with blonde or red hair. Outgoing, smart, weird at times, and very creative. But always beautiful inside and out. Their smiles are contagious. Calistas are known for being great kissers, and having a way with words. If you know a Calista, NEVER let her out of your sight.
"Dang she's amazing"

"Is her name Calista?"
"How did you know?!"
Calista by MysterymaxxX30934 January 11, 2014

Calisthenics 

"I do calisthenics, I'm a cali-athlete"
"Muscle Ups, Handstands, Planches, L-sit, Human Flags & Levers"
"So strong your workout looks like an optical illusion."
Calista has blond hair and golden skin. She's pretty, smart, talented and loves music and dance. She's extremely intelligent and loves to learn. She's full of surprises and great with people. Calista is an amazing friend and girlfriend that will always have your back and love you for who you are. She cares most of all about your inner beauty. She can be weird and funny, though very polite and mature for her age, especially with adults. Its a rare Ancient Greek name that means beautiful one and if you find a Calista, don't let her go! She's a very special person.
''Who's that smart and pretty girl over there?''

''That's Calista of course,''
Calista by wadonna June 9, 2018
Calista is a girl who loves to hang and be around others just to make them happy. She is a talented and an amazing artist that usually draws what she imagines. Calista is a girl who loves to read books and play with children. If you ever meet a Calista you can find that she is a little silly sometimes but fun to hang out with. If you ever find a Calista don't let her go because she is a treasure that is unlike any other.
Man I wish I had an Calista
Calista by vermilliopcd June 2, 2015