cl0tz 

Elisa is a kind, loving soul. She always cares about her friends, spamming comments and calling them.

“Red’s my favorite color,” she said on their first date.
“Red’s my favorite color,” she said as she smeared her period cl0tz down his face.

cl0tz by tillymarsans May 10, 2021

clutz 

Someone who is extremely careless, stupid and a hazard to be around. Trips over shoes constantly, breaks anything he touches, should not be alowed around heavy machinery or anything that might put other's lives in danger.

Mr Clutz walks into old, rich woman's house with lots of v. elaborate, precariously placed ornaments and brakeables scattered around.

Clutz: Oooh look a penny!
(As he picks up penny, knocks down v. expensive china vase)
Old woman: Good heavens! That vase was my Great Grandmama's!
Clutz: Huh? What vase?

clutz by Smellaria Ruscoe June 3, 2005

Dick Clutz 

when someone regularly and "accidentally" falls on dick.

Emily's such a dick clutz. She fell on a few this weekend.

Dick Clutz by Horny Troll July 30, 2017

clutzed 

to be highly intoxicated or badly beated up

"i was totally clutzed last night, cant remember a thing"

clutzed by katerpiller August 11, 2005

Coffee Clutz 

A person who constantly spills coffee due to carelessness. They often have coffee stains on the inside of their car, countertops, desks, books, and carpets. A coffee clutz also tends to not clean up the mess they made, due to the fact that they can't handle coffee without spilling/dropping it and they are generally lazy

Person A: Hey, what's that brown stain on your desk?

Person B: Oh, that was from the other week from when I almost ruined my laptop from spilling coffee on it, and I guess I never cleaned up my mess.

Person A: Wow, you really area coffee clutz.

Coffee Clutz by D Mac 94 June 10, 2010

Clutz 

A person who is clumsy or has no filter

You are a total clutz.

Clutz by Casey Nova May 31, 2021

clitz 

a person who is unable to bring a woman to orgasm

I've been dating this guy for weeks now and every time he goes down on me he fumbles around and I never orgasm. He's such a clitz!

clitz by Dano210 February 5, 2009