clutz 

Someone who is extremely careless, stupid and a hazard to be around. Trips over shoes constantly, breaks anything he touches, should not be alowed around heavy machinery or anything that might put other's lives in danger.

Mr Clutz walks into old, rich woman's house with lots of v. elaborate, precariously placed ornaments and brakeables scattered around.

Clutz: Oooh look a penny!
(As he picks up penny, knocks down v. expensive china vase)
Old woman: Good heavens! That vase was my Great Grandmama's!
Clutz: Huh? What vase?

clutz by Smellaria Ruscoe June 3, 2005

Clutz 

A person who is clumsy or has no filter

You are a total clutz.

Clutz by Casey Nova May 31, 2021

Clutz 

Blayson

You’re such a Blayson hahaha
You’re such a clutz hahaha

Clutz by Daddywall May 18, 2019

Clutz 

Maliki

You are such a Maliki Maliki means a big clutz and is always falling

Clutz by pleb.ploopy December 3, 2018

Dick Clutz 

when someone regularly and "accidentally" falls on dick.

Emily's such a dick clutz. She fell on a few this weekend.

Dick Clutz by Horny Troll July 30, 2017

Coffee Clutz 

A person who constantly spills coffee due to carelessness. They often have coffee stains on the inside of their car, countertops, desks, books, and carpets. A coffee clutz also tends to not clean up the mess they made, due to the fact that they can't handle coffee without spilling/dropping it and they are generally lazy

Person A: Hey, what's that brown stain on your desk?

Person B: Oh, that was from the other week from when I almost ruined my laptop from spilling coffee on it, and I guess I never cleaned up my mess.

Person A: Wow, you really area coffee clutz.

Coffee Clutz by D Mac 94 June 10, 2010

Coup Clutz Clan 

Incoming triggered trump supporters who can't take a joke

Normal people: Coup Clutz Clan, ha

Certain babies: Leftists are DESTROYING our country with JOOOOKKKEEESSS- THIS IS LITERALLY COMMUNISM AND I'M BEING OPPRESSED

Coup Clutz Clan by Donna tramp January 6, 2021