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a person who is unable to bring a woman to orgasm
I've been dating this guy for weeks now and every time he goes down on me he fumbles around and I never orgasm. He's such a clitz!
clitz by Dano210 February 5, 2009
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Late Night Clit Cam 

The activity of watching any female sport usually late evening at home in the bedroom.
Girlfriend: Hey baby, how would you like to come over for dinner tonight and after we will watch that Australian women's beach volleyball tournament?
Boy/Girlfriend: Sure honey, I am down for some Late Night Clit Cam!
Late Night Clit Cam by Kaka86 February 8, 2022
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360 Clit Lick 

When a person of very high oral skills and passion, uses tongue to circle around the clitoris In a 360 degree circular motion. Switching back and forth from clockwise to counter clockwise. When executed correctly a sure big O will be achieved for the lucky woman receiving the Oral Mastery
I had that Hot serial dating slut from Tinder I took home on the first date, from the moment I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick
360 Clit Lick by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 8, 2019

Late Night Clit Cam 

An activity for a couple watching a female sporting event on television, usually taking place later in the evening at home in bed.
Girlfriend: Hey baby, wanna come over for dinner tonight and after we can watch live Australian women's beach volleyball.

Boy/Girlfriend: Sure honey I am down, what a great Late Night Clit Cam!
Late Night Clit Cam by Kaka86 February 8, 2022

Clit Closet 

Clit closet, a mental collection of images for women to masterbate too. The female version of the spank bank.
Jane put the image of Barney Stinson with his shirt off in her clit closet.
Clit Closet by Barry DeBeers January 10, 2014

Flick My Clit 

Eli - "You're kind of a bitch!"

Kayla - "Flick My Clit!!"
Flick My Clit by jjwestcoast May 30, 2015

Clit Saddle 

The gap in the middle of one's moustache that grows no hair. Thus a saddle for the clit of a woman to ride on while receiving oral sex.
Toby likes to sit on my face and ride my clit saddle.
Clit Saddle by Jax08 March 2, 2016
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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