Trying to check someone out on facebook only to discover she is blocked. Then attempt to stalk said person by stalking the person's friends for shared photos.
by dale pues December 17, 2012
Get the circumstalk mug.An unofficial name for the tumultuous events of 2020 and onward, coined by Conan O’Brian in a viral tweet responding to a restaurant’s sign stating that “There have been price increases to original menu due to the circumstances.”
“Grandad, what were you doing in your 20s?”
“Well Timmy, that was during The Circumstances, and I was broke as fuck…”
“Well Timmy, that was during The Circumstances, and I was broke as fuck…”
by ragonkmasterp1 July 10, 2022
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An individuals attractiveness changes due to the circumstance they are in. A change in a 1-10 scale rating often occurs. Applies for both women and men.
1) Becky is a 7 in the real world, but is the most attractive at the office. Due to circumstantial hotness, many of her male co-workers believe she is easily a 9 out of 10.
2) A boat crashes on a deserted island. Cynthia was the only female on board, and now the only female on the island. All the males who were on the boat, originally thought Cynthia was an average looking girl when she first got on. Now after being on the island for a few days, all the men believe Cynthia is the most attractive person they have ever seen because of circumstantial hotness.
3) Cassandra is normally an 8 on a 1 to 10 scale and is normally found to be attractive. Cassandra attends a party with a large group of other women who are much better looking than Cassandra. Cassandra appears to be less attractive, and therefore experiences a decrease in scale rating by the men at the party, and thus less guys try to be with her that night. This is circumstantial hotness.
2) A boat crashes on a deserted island. Cynthia was the only female on board, and now the only female on the island. All the males who were on the boat, originally thought Cynthia was an average looking girl when she first got on. Now after being on the island for a few days, all the men believe Cynthia is the most attractive person they have ever seen because of circumstantial hotness.
3) Cassandra is normally an 8 on a 1 to 10 scale and is normally found to be attractive. Cassandra attends a party with a large group of other women who are much better looking than Cassandra. Cassandra appears to be less attractive, and therefore experiences a decrease in scale rating by the men at the party, and thus less guys try to be with her that night. This is circumstantial hotness.
by raincheckross December 9, 2012
Get the Circumstantial Hotness mug.Woman engaged in sexual relationship with other woman, not due to preference but due to inability to find male partner to bond with. Also known as lesbian by circumstance. Reasons behind inability to locate male partner usually due to inability to be viewed as attractive to the opposite sex.
Donna Lopiano is a circumstantial lesbian and is too ugly to locate a male partner who could find her appealing. Her lesbianism is caused by circumstance.
by Quazy Quisp April 30, 2009
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Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.
Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.
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Get the circumstantial cunt mug.The legendary graduation song that is traditionally hated by all bands and/or orchestras that are forced to play it for 30 some minutes as the graduates walk up the aisle. I'm shocked it isn't defined already.
Oh god, I don't think I can play Pomp and Circumstance one more time.
Hey, the first clarinet part for Pomp and Circumstance actually isn't that bad! I mean, hey, it'll still kill me, but at least it has some fun high notes, right?
Hey, the first clarinet part for Pomp and Circumstance actually isn't that bad! I mean, hey, it'll still kill me, but at least it has some fun high notes, right?
by CLARINETMARCHINGBANDKID December 12, 2012
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