Circumstanche 

A mustache worn or grown only for a particular occasion. Most likely in the pursuit of awesome.

1) A classy event you say? This calls for a circumstanche.

2)
Bob: Hey Fred, have you always had that incredibly awesome mustache?
Fred: Yes, but I only wear it under certain circumstanches.

Circumstanche by omegamjolnir January 19, 2011

The Circumstances

An unofficial name for the tumultuous events of 2020 and onward, coined by Conan O’Brian in a viral tweet responding to a restaurant’s sign stating that “There have been price increases to original menu due to the circumstances.”

“Grandad, what were you doing in your 20s?”
“Well Timmy, that was during The Circumstances, and I was broke as fuck…”

The Circumstances by ragonkmasterp1 July 10, 2022

Pomp and Circumstance 

The legendary graduation song that is traditionally hated by all bands and/or orchestras that are forced to play it for 30 some minutes as the graduates walk up the aisle. I'm shocked it isn't defined already.

Oh god, I don't think I can play Pomp and Circumstance one more time.

Hey, the first clarinet part for Pomp and Circumstance actually isn't that bad! I mean, hey, it'll still kill me, but at least it has some fun high notes, right?

Pomp and Circumstance by CLARINETMARCHINGBANDKID December 12, 2012

unfortunate circumstance 

Your current state being less than optimal.

We're stranded on an uncharted island. This unfortunate circumstance is the result of our plane crashing into the ocean.

unfortunate circumstance by Stumblers August 10, 2016

Bullshit Circumstances 

A 'Bullshit Circumstance' is where two or more people have a bet between friends, usually on sports and if the outcome if that you lose, you have a right to call 'bullshit Circumstance' where is something INCREDIBLY unlucky or 'bullshit' happens. It is decided between unbiased judges (3 to 5).

Having a bet between friends on a horse race,
'Yes! My horse is about to win the race! WHAT?! Who the fuck just shot my horse?! 'You lost give me the money' 'FUCK THAT! I call 'Bullshit Circumstances'

Bullshit Circumstances by Eddy The Snake March 5, 2013

circumstancing 

The circumstance surrounding an unknown chain of events.

The details of this investigation are circumstancing.

circumstancing by Macsnapon November 20, 2010

exsextional circumstances

When two friends have sex, clearly acknowledging beforehand that they are transgressing friendship boundaries. This is a one-off affair, occuring under exceptional circustances. All in all, sketch.

Bernard to Andrea: "Right, I'll get a condom, but remember, this is under exsextional circumstances."

exsextional circumstances by NORAV March 1, 2009