cimpa 

its the ears cimpa

yo man i got a big cimpa

cimpa by sggggg December 20, 2010

campaign whoring 

When someone noone has heard of, and/or has no political knowledge or background, runs for an election for the sole purpose of attention.

"who is this Joe James running for senate?"
"Idk, must be campaign whoring"

campaign whoring by HbBrisley August 4, 2020

Cimpography 

When Twitch chat performs choreographed copypastas which are connected to a certain song played on stream. Most notably by the Twitch chat of the imp vtuber camila, members of which have been named the "cimps".

"Did you see camila's chat do their cimpography to 'Rich Flex' by 21 Savage and Drake?"
"Yeah, I did."

"camzirock SLAUGHTA GANG SHIT camzirock MURDA GANG SHIT camzirock"

Cimpography by cimp1505 April 22, 2023

Par-Trump-cipation Trophy 

When you finish second but are given first prize anyway. Inspired by Donald Trump receiving 2.1% fewer votes than Hillary Clinton but being given the presidency as a participation trophy.

Christopher Columbus is often accredited as the first European to step foot in the Americas. However, this is just a Par-Trump-cipation Trophy as the Viking, Leif Erikson, established a settlement at L’Anse aux Meadows in Newfoundland some 500 years before Columbus left Europe

Par-Trump-cipation Trophy by America is the bad place October 17, 2021

Dove Campaign for Real Beauty

A marketing campaign disguised as a Public Service Announcement. A series of ads by Dove/Unilever featuring several thick-waisted, moderately attractive women that are supposed to change the face of beauty, er, sell lots of soap. Mainly appeal to insecure, middle class female bloggers who can't deal with the fact that there are women out there who are thinner and prettier than themselves or their overindulged daughters. The revelation that many of these ads had been heavily airbrushed has pretty much brought this nonsense to an end.

Laura: I bought the Dove firming cream because the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty is trying to make women love their bodies as they are.

Caitlin: If our bodies are beautiful as they are, why do we need firming cream?

Dove Campaign for Real Beauty by St Veronica July 7, 2010

smear campaign 

An extra-meaningful word similar to "slander".

"People like to run smear campaigns about the Bush Administration.....you'll also see LOTS of smear campaigns in high school."
-me

smear campaign by Dave May 19, 2004

Chimpanzee Choke

The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.

Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.

Chimpanzee Choke by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018