churchoice 

A post-modern solution for pointers out to be the disinformed lifelike fledgling adrift unto the doldrums; scathing endlessly any name but save He, for there be Mo...to call when the lights darken down ever colder as they go.

It sho' ain't church...

It's Churchoice
Make it
MoRighteous

As religions scramble to cover up their archaic gospel parts that are showing; the edicts to which one must hold to, and echo out to those who dare to doubt THEIR Lord, the discerning mind of man, is now fast came, to quick distain for the pulpit hinded by any "THE prophet." The blood of Christ don't pay like the plasma barons down there at the BuyYoLife, nor are the eyes of the Lowrd, as palpable as the eyes in the skies, the cams in hands, above every door, lightpost, outpost, and outhouse...remind one each moment, "You are being recorded."

And so, verily veritably, invariably inevitably, to come ye now and here forever is yo best, yes, "opgion," be.... MoRighteous, if religion ain't yo bag and interest finds you for a visit to see a friendly, face Churchoice, and make it... MoRighteous.

... We'll share the vig once wise with ya private like, so as to keep as such!

The Churchoice you like today, had better be Mo, endless Righteous be yo only way, for if tomorrow comes for you, then again, will it be today!

churchoice by LittleGoosy March 2, 2021

churchie 

1. a person who is willing to party five weeks in a row, or just sit in the sun, while neglecting duties such as dish washing and procrastinating his/her study.

2. a person who lives in the dutch student house in Groningen, NL which has been a monastery before and is now called ChurchMansion.

dude, your summer plans sounds very fun, you must be a churchie!
me and the churchies are gonna rent that one house in the middle of nowhere and party all day every day there!

churchie by stabilinator May 16, 2021

churchie 

A person entirely devoted to causes of their religious establishment, bypassing all matters of common sense.

The churchie spent all week in flea infested villages feeding poor children.

churchie by Drenam April 14, 2003

churchie 

When you live by a church they are
the church goers that get in your way when you try to get through.

Those darn churchies parked in our drive-way again.

churchie by glitterfied girl April 11, 2008

churchofchuuya 

churchofchuuya is a tik tok page that was made for 2 random ass teens that are addicted to chuuya. they go by the names myee and ray/nyx, myee is the best creator from the 2.

churchofchuuya is the best tik tok account

churchofchuuya by ahotmf July 22, 2021

churchie 

Someone that goes to youth group/church.

That simple.

Person1: Those churchies are pretty damn nice.
Person2: Yeah. But they kinda freak me out.

churchie by rarara May 4, 2005

churchies 

Typically offensive and/or deragotry. Seldomly used in a playful manner.

1. Regular church goers, every Sunday if not everyday. They use the bible for any and every decision. As well as abiding by all of the "rules" like no swearing. Typically gets offended by anything that is normally funny.

2. Anyone who is part of the other 50% of the country that is religous, particulary one who

"I can't stand those churchies that refuse medical treatment because of their religion."

churchies by multiplexguru February 12, 2008