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churchie

1. a person who is willing to party five weeks in a row, or just sit in the sun, while neglecting duties such as dish washing and procrastinating his/her study.

2. a person who lives in the dutch student house in Groningen, NL which has been a monastery before and is now called ChurchMansion.
dude, your summer plans sounds very fun, you must be a churchie!
me and the churchies are gonna rent that one house in the middle of nowhere and party all day every day there!
by stabilinator May 16, 2021
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A person entirely devoted to causes of their religious establishment, bypassing all matters of common sense.
The churchie spent all week in flea infested villages feeding poor children.
by Drenam April 14, 2003
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When you live by a church they are
the church goers that get in your way when you try to get through.
Those darn churchies parked in our drive-way again.
by glitterfied girl April 11, 2008
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Someone that goes to youth group/church.

That simple.
Person1: Those churchies are pretty damn nice.
Person2: Yeah. But they kinda freak me out.
by rarara May 4, 2005
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a member of the largest collection of wankerish, arrogant, wiggerish, and loserish assholes ever congregated in one place. uses phrases like "madd ass" and "homie" and "da". wanks off over copping it off six chicks and tells his friends that he actually did. Also exhibits bestial and homosexual tendencies - see also zoomer
Churchie 1: yo my churchie brova nigga madd ass homie. you wanna take that dog in da ass?
Churchie 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle
by tom December 4, 2004
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n. sometimes pejorative — a member of the Church of Scientology, usually but not always used by Freezone Scientologists/Independent Scientologists/“protestant” Scientologists (Scientologists outside of and opposed to The Church), and used often in the context of differentiating CofS members from Freezoners.

adj1. of or relating to Church of Scientology members.
adj2. relating to culty behavior and/or brainwashing, especially in the context of or comparative to the modern Church of Scientology.

Synonym: Squirrel
Antonym: Freezoner
N. “That Sea Org guy said David Miscavige was a better man than Martin Luther King Jr.! He even got offended that someone would have the gall to ‘compare a great man like David Miscavige to Martin Luther King.’ So fucked up but that’s Churchies for ya.”

Adj1. “You hear they’ve been using Uber drivers as recruiters? That’s some on-brand Churchie shenanigans right there.”
Adj2. "Those alt-right cultists sure love their arbitrary rules and being cucked by a dominant male leader. Churchie style koolaid really is prevalent in the world rn, even in our scene sometimes. As above so below I guess...”
by Kanye MEST September 22, 2020
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Church = Donation = Coins.
Churchie = Person with lots of coins, not cash.
Kids in school yard sometimes call others who have heaps of coins, a "Churchie", and ask for some coins. (Like a donation)
Question: How much money have you got?
Reply: $15, but it's all in change.
Reply 2: Oh, you freekin' 'Churchie!'... Give me some!
by PauL M. (Vic, Australia) April 18, 2005
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