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Churchill Face
When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.
Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!
Churchill Face by will bitten September 14, 2017
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Talk to Winston Churchill
Talk to Winston Churchill by CountVladDracula April 9, 2017
Working on churches
Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!
Working on churches by Laronzo September 12, 2022
Winston Churchill
a beluga whale who likes baths and drinking, and is best friends with Franklin D. Roosevelt they are such good friends that FDR has seen him in the bath.
history teacher "today we are learning that im very biased to two people and one is the beluga whale, Winston Churchill."
kids "yay!" *throws hands in the air*
kids "yay!" *throws hands in the air*
Winston Churchill by theatrenerd24601 May 23, 2019
Winston Churchill's ashtray
The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.
Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!
Winston Churchill's ashtray by griggy June 20, 2011
Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute
Person 1: Yo I'm gonna apply to "Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute"
Person2: Why would you do that bro
Person1: idk bro
Person 2: atleast it's better than Wexford
FruityPerson3: nize it about wexford bruh dont diss
Person2: Why would you do that bro
Person1: idk bro
Person 2: atleast it's better than Wexford
FruityPerson3: nize it about wexford bruh dont diss
Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute by 1995Truthteller1995 October 28, 2019
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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