churchcest

The practice of intermarriage or romantic involvement exclusively within a specific church or cult, reminiscent of incest but uniquely confined to the idiosyncratic boundaries of that religious enclave. This peculiar custom is particularly prevalent among cultish subgroups that fervently cling to their eccentricity, using intertwined love within their exclusive circle as a method to safeguard their distinct beliefs.

In a surprising twist, the church has witnessed a paradigm shift, with churchcestuous relationships shedding their scandalous reputation and becoming an integral part of the community's fabric.

churchcest by rixlayer November 24, 2023

Working on churches 

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.

Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!

Working on churches by Laronzo September 12, 2022

churchstreak

The number of consecutive visits to church each Sunday; usually said by people who play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 because they relate it to the killstreak rewards in the game

Man, its Sunday, I gotta go to church. Well at least my churchstreak is now up to 5. Yes! I now have a predator missile!

churchstreak by NWDAWG April 5, 2010

Churchsty 

When you thirst for church.

Valencia was “churchsty “ Because she missed church last Sunday, she was to busy with Henry.

Churchsty by Perfect Professionals November 16, 2020

Churchist

A type of Christian who pays less respect (however minimal or marginal) to non-church-goers. Note now the hyprocrisy that a Churchist does not necessarily have to go to church themselves - but will always say "I'd go if I had the time" in order to deter the whiplash effect of their bias.

The belief in Churchism.

"It's Churchists like him that give religion a bad name."
and
"I used to be a Churchist."

Churchist by CollectiveFury September 17, 2008

churchies 

Typically offensive and/or deragotry. Seldomly used in a playful manner.

1. Regular church goers, every Sunday if not everyday. They use the bible for any and every decision. As well as abiding by all of the "rules" like no swearing. Typically gets offended by anything that is normally funny.

2. Anyone who is part of the other 50% of the country that is religous, particulary one who

"I can't stand those churchies that refuse medical treatment because of their religion."

churchies by multiplexguru February 12, 2008

churchese 

Words that are common within the church setting and are familiar to only those who attend church.

"Jim was speaking in churchese and I had no idea what he meant."

churchese by Lin Coleson January 21, 2008