churchdick 

in conversation, when a person quotes their own religious beliefs, but the receiver is not willing to accept the belief.

"thanks for the advice, but man, don't be such a churchdick!"

churchdick by rubysue December 23, 2007

churchfuck 

Someone you fuck and later discover is a Christian. Someone you fuck on holy ground.

Who, him? He's just an old churchfuck.

churchfuck by Anonymous May 30, 2003

chachdick 

1. A male chach.
2. An exceedingly chachy person.

"All that chachdick ever talks about is Jager bombs and Nickelback."

chachdick by Reusch April 14, 2008

churchmacker 

Someone who goes to church for NO other reason than to find a date, mate, significant other, or spouse; this person will often church-hop, because the minute they see there aren't any "interesting possibilities" they RUN out in the middle of the last hymn; this person makes sure to never give their full name, give nothing that would enable the church to contact them; usually slathered in perfume or cologne as the case may be

Denise: Hey Lisa, what happened to that cute blonde guy who came in here last month?

Lisa: The tall one? He'd been coming in for about three Sundays but he disappeared.

In unison: CHURCHMACKER! Hahahahahaha!

churchmacker by Choirgirl May 7, 2008

churchoice 

A post-modern solution for pointers out to be the disinformed lifelike fledgling adrift unto the doldrums; scathing endlessly any name but save He, for there be Mo...to call when the lights darken down ever colder as they go.

It sho' ain't church...

It's Churchoice
Make it
MoRighteous

As religions scramble to cover up their archaic gospel parts that are showing; the edicts to which one must hold to, and echo out to those who dare to doubt THEIR Lord, the discerning mind of man, is now fast came, to quick distain for the pulpit hinded by any "THE prophet." The blood of Christ don't pay like the plasma barons down there at the BuyYoLife, nor are the eyes of the Lowrd, as palpable as the eyes in the skies, the cams in hands, above every door, lightpost, outpost, and outhouse...remind one each moment, "You are being recorded."

And so, verily veritably, invariably inevitably, to come ye now and here forever is yo best, yes, "opgion," be.... MoRighteous, if religion ain't yo bag and interest finds you for a visit to see a friendly, face Churchoice, and make it... MoRighteous.

... We'll share the vig once wise with ya private like, so as to keep as such!

The Churchoice you like today, had better be Mo, endless Righteous be yo only way, for if tomorrow comes for you, then again, will it be today!

churchoice by LittleGoosy March 2, 2021