Someone who goes to church for NO other reason than to find a date, mate, significant other, or spouse; this person will often church-hop, because the minute they see there aren't any "interesting possibilities" they RUN out in the middle of the last hymn; this person makes sure to never give their full name, give nothing that would enable the church to contact them; usually slathered in perfume or cologne as the case may be

Denise: Hey Lisa, what happened to that cute blonde guy who came in here last month?

Lisa: The tall one? He'd been coming in for about three Sundays but he disappeared.

In unison: CHURCHMACKER! Hahahahahaha!

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churchoice

A post-modern solution for pointers out to be the disinformed lifelike fledgling adrift unto the doldrums; scathing endlessly any name but save He, for there be Mo...to call when the lights darken down ever colder as they go.

It sho' ain't church...

It's Churchoice
Make it
MoRighteous

As religions scramble to cover up their archaic gospel parts that are showing; the edicts to which one must hold to, and echo out to those who dare to doubt THEIR Lord, the discerning mind of man, is now fast came, to quick distain for the pulpit hinded by any "THE prophet." The blood of Christ don't pay like the plasma barons down there at the BuyYoLife, nor are the eyes of the Lowrd, as palpable as the eyes in the skies, the cams in hands, above every door, lightpost, outpost, and outhouse...remind one each moment, "You are being recorded."

And so, verily veritably, invariably inevitably, to come ye now and here forever is yo best, yes, "opgion," be.... MoRighteous, if religion ain't yo bag and interest finds you for a visit to see a friendly, face Churchoice, and make it... MoRighteous.

... We'll share the vig once wise with ya private like, so as to keep as such!

The Churchoice you like today, had better be Mo, endless Righteous be yo only way, for if tomorrow comes for you, then again, will it be today!

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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