churchdick
in conversation, when a person quotes their own religious beliefs, but the receiver is not willing to accept the belief.
churchdick by rubysue December 23, 2007
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churchmacker
Someone who goes to church for NO other reason than to find a date, mate, significant other, or spouse; this person will often church-hop, because the minute they see there aren't any "interesting possibilities" they RUN out in the middle of the last hymn; this person makes sure to never give their full name, give nothing that would enable the church to contact them; usually slathered in perfume or cologne as the case may be
Denise: Hey Lisa, what happened to that cute blonde guy who came in here last month?
Lisa: The tall one? He'd been coming in for about three Sundays but he disappeared.
In unison: CHURCHMACKER! Hahahahahaha!
Lisa: The tall one? He'd been coming in for about three Sundays but he disappeared.
In unison: CHURCHMACKER! Hahahahahaha!
churchmacker by Choirgirl May 7, 2008
churchoice
A post-modern solution for pointers out to be the disinformed lifelike fledgling adrift unto the doldrums; scathing endlessly any name but save He, for there be Mo...to call when the lights darken down ever colder as they go.
It sho' ain't church...
It's Churchoice
Make it
MoRighteous
As religions scramble to cover up their archaic gospel parts that are showing; the edicts to which one must hold to, and echo out to those who dare to doubt THEIR Lord, the discerning mind of man, is now fast came, to quick distain for the pulpit hinded by any "THE prophet." The blood of Christ don't pay like the plasma barons down there at the BuyYoLife, nor are the eyes of the Lowrd, as palpable as the eyes in the skies, the cams in hands, above every door, lightpost, outpost, and outhouse...remind one each moment, "You are being recorded."
And so, verily veritably, invariably inevitably, to come ye now and here forever is yo best, yes, "opgion," be.... MoRighteous, if religion ain't yo bag and interest finds you for a visit to see a friendly, face Churchoice, and make it... MoRighteous.
... We'll share the vig once wise with ya private like, so as to keep as such!
It sho' ain't church...
It's Churchoice
Make it
MoRighteous
As religions scramble to cover up their archaic gospel parts that are showing; the edicts to which one must hold to, and echo out to those who dare to doubt THEIR Lord, the discerning mind of man, is now fast came, to quick distain for the pulpit hinded by any "THE prophet." The blood of Christ don't pay like the plasma barons down there at the BuyYoLife, nor are the eyes of the Lowrd, as palpable as the eyes in the skies, the cams in hands, above every door, lightpost, outpost, and outhouse...remind one each moment, "You are being recorded."
And so, verily veritably, invariably inevitably, to come ye now and here forever is yo best, yes, "opgion," be.... MoRighteous, if religion ain't yo bag and interest finds you for a visit to see a friendly, face Churchoice, and make it... MoRighteous.
... We'll share the vig once wise with ya private like, so as to keep as such!
The Churchoice you like today, had better be Mo, endless Righteous be yo only way, for if tomorrow comes for you, then again, will it be today!
churchoice by LittleGoosy March 2, 2021
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.