churc

slur for a blonde bimbo airhead slut who can’t keep her legs closed. use with caution, ⚠️ VERY OFFENSIVE ⚠️

friend: “look at that slut”
me: “yeah she’s such a churc”

by mary and shauna June 1, 2024

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Churchill Face

When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.

Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!

by will bitten September 14, 2017

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churchprime

a religion where our god is dream. l'emanburg and dreamsmp became one

also according to god's statistics only a 50 percent of people are going to heaven. Churchprime
Drear god, thank you for our food pogchamp

by Childeater4206969 August 24, 2020

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Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.

The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.

by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016

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Talk to Winston Churchill

To go to the restroom (esp. the toilet)

"Can we please stop at the next pull-in? I have to talk to Winston Churchill."

by CountVladDracula April 9, 2017

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Church Drama

The bickering, complaining, and general chaos that occurs between the members, or staff, of many churches. Often behind the scenes and without the knowledge of others who refuse to be drug into the fray.

Bill: Judy and Bob are upset over the new Sunday School schedule and have decided to quit going to church altogether.

Mandy: Don't bother me with that church drama, they'll be mad about something else next week.

by Boner D February 4, 2012

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Liberty Baptist Church

May or may not be a church with disgusting beliefs or a pumpkinoid sex cult. We aren't really sure and have no way of knowing. Associated with Pastor Tommy McMurtry.

"I'm so excited to get dirty with the Liberty Baptist Church's pumpkins at straight pride!"

by simping for sidon June 6, 2019

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