Definitions by CountVladDracula

Phantom penis 

The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.

Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"

Phantom penis by CountVladDracula June 14, 2018

Talk to Winston Churchill 

To go to the restroom (esp. the toilet)

"Can we please stop at the next pull-in? I have to talk to Winston Churchill."

Talk to Winston Churchill by CountVladDracula April 9, 2017