2 definitions by CountVladDracula

Phantom penis

The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.
Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"
by CountVladDracula June 15, 2018
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Talk to Winston Churchill

To go to the restroom (esp. the toilet)
"Can we please stop at the next pull-in? I have to talk to Winston Churchill."
by CountVladDracula April 9, 2017
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