chumbrella

A word meaning 'cheese umbrella,' created by Phil Lester in PINOF 6 (for the phandom =D)

"A cheese umbrealla, uh, chumbrella!"

by KittenHappy3243 October 6, 2016

Cumbrella

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

Cumbrellas

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.

by BryanNi February 11, 2021

Chumberlai

noun. A popular drink among the idle and downtrodden youth of Colombia. The drink consists of Varsol (for a description of Varsol see http://www.exxonmobilchemical.com/Public_Products/Fluids/Aliphatics/Worldwide/Grades_and_Datasheets/Fluids_Aliphatics_VarsolNaphtha_Grades_WW.asp)and Colombiana (the national soft drink of Colombia) usually in a 2:1 ratio. Before mixing, the Varsol is set en flambe to eliminate any impurities and its toxic components. Chumberlai should be consumed at your own risk. Statistics show that excessive consumption of Chumberlai results in a rapid transition from sober to death. For extra potency, Cunberlai can be administered rectally via a plastic funnel, but this practice almost certainly results in death without a hangover. All-in-all, Chumberlai is recommended only for suicidal candidates.

Don Carlo decided to spice up the party with a Chumberlai funnel. He didn't make it.

by Don Carlo March 10, 2009

cumbreallas

Also know as false eyelashes, was invented by a Greek prostitute in the 1800’s to protect cum from getting in her eyes

“Make sure you don’t forget your cumbreallas girl”

by I just exist February 12, 2021

Cumbrella

Someone who lets everyone else cum on them. (not necessarily at one time. that would be bukkake )

Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.

Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.

Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.

by masochistmonkeyjoe March 18, 2007

Cumberella

Something used to shield a girl/guy from getting a load of seaman landing on their face/body!

"Wtf bitch, Don't be using my sheets as a cumberella!"

by RobDJ July 23, 2009