cumbreallas 

Also know as false eyelashes, was invented by a Greek prostitute in the 1800’s to protect cum from getting in her eyes

“Make sure you don’t forget your cumbreallas girl”

cumbreallas by I just exist February 12, 2021

Cumbrella 

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

Cumbrella by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

Cumbrellas 

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.

Cumbrellas by BryanNi February 11, 2021

Cumbrella 

Someone who lets everyone else cum on them. (not necessarily at one time. that would be bukkake )

Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.

Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.

Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.

Cumbrella by masochistmonkeyjoe March 18, 2007

Cumbrella 

The umbrella you take to The Folsom Street Faire to prevent cum landing on your head as men masterbate out the apartment windows above.

Damn it! I forgot my cumbrella! Now I'm gonna get jizz in my hairs!

Cumbrella by mecp007 September 21, 2014

Cumbrellas 

Fake eye lashes that prevent cum from getting in the girl/guys eyes.

Lacy put on her cumbrellas for the after party tonight when he finishes on her.

Cumbrellas by Jr0ckk February 6, 2021

Cumbrella 

When a man stands up and shoots his load all over a chick's head and face. She stands under his cumbrella.

She is standing under his cumbrella ella ella ella ay ay ay ay a ay.

Cumbrella by DaddyAZ October 26, 2008