Cumberella

Something used to shield a girl/guy from getting a load of seaman landing on their face/body!

"Wtf bitch, Don't be using my sheets as a cumberella!"

Cumberella by RobDJ July 23, 2009

Cumbrella 

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

Cumbrella by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

Cumberland Farms 

Gas station commonly found in New England

I'm out of gas. Let's walk to Cumberland farms and fill up the gas can.

Cumberland Farms by billybob90210 July 8, 2010

Cumberland Valley High School 

School district where practically everybody is addicted to juuling or weed. If you don’t juul your either labeled as suicidle, depressed, a virgin, or mentally challenged. The girls are known for being mad hoes most pregnant by 16. The guys only use freshman for booty or weed. Everywhere you turn people are either making out, fucking, or juuling.

Kevin: yo did you hear about that girl who’s boyfriend got a juul stuck in her vagina

Nick: Must be from Cumberland Valley High School

Cumberland Valley High School by whitekidwhoactsblack April 21, 2018

Cumbrellas 

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.

Cumbrellas by BryanNi February 11, 2021

umberella 

In point and purpose, similar to the widely known umbrella, but for a few differences. First, in functionality, it works to deflect metaphorical "rainstorms", as in hardships, trials, etc.. rather than actual, physical rain. Another notable difference is that the role of umberellas are not typically played by innanimate objects, but rather actual people. Perhaps the most notorious umberella is Rihanna, of which there is actual documentation of her acting as an umberella and protecting whoever she is "umberellaing" for during one of these spiritual torrents.

When it rains it rains forever
We can't see through all the weather
You can stand under my umberella
You can stand under my umberella
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umberella by chzrm July 23, 2007

cumberland jawns

a term used to describe a dickhead who gets high and hangs out in a Cumberland Farms parking lot. A Cumberland Jawns is usually a chubby stoner high school kid who drives around in his mom's ride. Cumberlans Jawns' usually congregate together and refer to each other as such. Can be shortened to "Jawnsen" or simple "Jawns"

Joey: "What's good, Cumberland Jawns?"
Lawrence: "Not much, Jawns. Just chillen"

cumberland jawns by Chief Longsocks May 22, 2016