Chumberlai 

noun. A popular drink among the idle and downtrodden youth of Colombia. The drink consists of Varsol (for a description of Varsol see http://www.exxonmobilchemical.com/Public_Products/Fluids/Aliphatics/Worldwide/Grades_and_Datasheets/Fluids_Aliphatics_VarsolNaphtha_Grades_WW.asp)and Colombiana (the national soft drink of Colombia) usually in a 2:1 ratio. Before mixing, the Varsol is set en flambe to eliminate any impurities and its toxic components. Chumberlai should be consumed at your own risk. Statistics show that excessive consumption of Chumberlai results in a rapid transition from sober to death. For extra potency, Cunberlai can be administered rectally via a plastic funnel, but this practice almost certainly results in death without a hangover. All-in-all, Chumberlai is recommended only for suicidal candidates.

Don Carlo decided to spice up the party with a Chumberlai funnel. He didn't make it.

Chumberlai by Don Carlo March 10, 2009

The Wilt Chamberlain 

When you and your partner go through over 100 different sexual positions in a allotted time of 48 minutes.
If you successfully do it you are awarded a prize.

D: yo wheres Devon
G: yeah he's in the hospital
D:why?
G:he attempted the Wilt Chamberlain and his back severely cramped up..
D:poor soul

The Wilt Chamberlain by DHawks October 28, 2011

Cumberland Farms 

Gas station commonly found in New England

I'm out of gas. Let's walk to Cumberland farms and fill up the gas can.

Cumberland Farms by billybob90210 July 8, 2010

Cumberland Valley High School 

School district where practically everybody is addicted to juuling or weed. If you don’t juul your either labeled as suicidle, depressed, a virgin, or mentally challenged. The girls are known for being mad hoes most pregnant by 16. The guys only use freshman for booty or weed. Everywhere you turn people are either making out, fucking, or juuling.

Kevin: yo did you hear about that girl who’s boyfriend got a juul stuck in her vagina

Nick: Must be from Cumberland Valley High School

Cumberland Valley High School by whitekidwhoactsblack April 21, 2018

wilt chamberlain 

Known for three scoring records:
1. NBA points in a career (since eclipsed by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Karl Malone)
2. NBA points in game (still intact at 100)
3. Women scored in a lifetime (really, is anybody going to dispute that one?)

Man #1: I wish I could score like Wilt Chamberlain.
Man #2: Yeah, he could dominate a basketball game like no other.
Man #1: Yeah, um, that's right, basketball.

wilt chamberlain by JohnJF February 17, 2008

wilt chamberlain 

Used to define anything that is the best in any particular category.

Also used in Trivial Pursuit to guess the most likely answer to a question no one on the team actually knows.

"Google is the Wilt Chamberlain of search engines".

"I don't know ... let's go with the Wilt Chamberlain answer ..."

wilt chamberlain by CEL56 December 10, 2006

jimmy chamberlin 

a drummer for the smashing pumpkins, zwan and jimmy chamberlin complex who has HUGE guns.
he has had an ongoing problem with drugs and was fired from the smashing pumpkins in 1996 after an overdose with jonathon melvoin in a hotel room on tour in july 1996. melvoin didnt survive, though jimmy did and had to go into rehabilitation.
he married his long time girlfriend Lori and had a daughter called Audrey in late 2002.

even though jimmy chamberlin is in his early 40s it isnt hard to be attracted to his muscley arms.

that smashing pumpkins drummer has huuuuuuge guns!

jimmy chamberlin by jeezzou August 19, 2006