seaman

one who serves in the navy

Don't have sex with those seamen, you know they go from port to port.

by Papawood December 08, 2003

seaman

Possibly the worst super hero name ever

The adventures of seaman...............in your mothers ass womb

by randomnessperson March 24, 2007

seaman

The name of Lewis and Clark's dog, who was eaten during the expedition.

When the expedition went over the Bitterroot Mountains, they became so hungry they had to eat Seaman.

by Slutty Old Man March 22, 2004

seaman

Masking. Word "semen" getting typed as Seaman.

Paul, Go back to drinking seaman from your transsexual daddies spitune.

by M@RK_16 November 20, 2018

seaman

one who is addicted to chineese porn and masturbates to coldplay music. one who likes to be tity fucked, then shat on by construction workers. one who likes to engage in anal sex while wearing full hockey gear. one who loves to spread chocolate penutbutter all over their tits then force innocent little boys to lick it off.

did you just see that seaman squirt everywhere when won ling touched her?

Seamans tits are pretty rough from all that gritty shat

seaman just got put in jail for smashing a 4 mth olds head in her nasty chocolate covered pussy

by turtle boy February 14, 2007

seaman

to stupidly, accidentally cut yourself with a sharp object

Damn, I almost pulled a seaman!!

by benojulez May 10, 2009

Seaman

A Sega Dreamcast video game created by Yoot Saito released in the year 2000 in which the player keeps and evolving Egyptian carp with a human face and an antennae that eventually evolves into a frog with a human face and an antennae. The palyer is able to interract with the creature by talking to it with a microphone.

Yesterday I went to Jimmy's house to play seaman. It was awesome.

by garkmilst January 19, 2009