chum guzzler

Noun, one that jovially gargles jizz before swallowing it. Such people are usually slutty females that enjoy giving bops and have dad issues.

Dude, Kellie is totally a chum guzzler, she sucked me off and swallowed every day this week.

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Chum Guzzler

A person that eats the warts from a fishy tramps piss flaps.

"Andy pets Chum Guzzled me last night"
"Miss Blake please can I Chum Guzzle you, my shroomschlong is well hard"
"Im a Chum Guzzler"

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A person who turns up a bag of chips, pretzels or any crummy food product to finish off the remnants

Hey check out that fat crumguzzler chugging that Dorito dust!

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one who sucks the cock and guzzles the cum.

my mommy told me one night that she was at a bukkake festival and she was the cumguzzler of the year.

cumguzzler by hopanger October 17, 2002

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A term used to sarcastically describe a bad situation as being good. Ironically, the word is intended to be negative in and of itself.

"My car's wrecked?...great. Just great. In fact, it's fucking cumguzzleriffic."

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A person who enjoys the taste of cum and guzzles it from a man like they can't get enough no matter how fast they swallow it.

Those students at C.C. are such cumguzzlers in the cafeteria.

cumguzzler by pedro May 13, 2005

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a man or woman who likes to drink the sexual excretions of a penis.

That Jason Franks is such a "cumguzzler".

cumguzzler by Ruby October 5, 2002

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