chum guzzler Share definition Flag Noun, one that jovially gargles jizz before swallowing it. Such people are usually slutty females that enjoy giving bops and have dad issues. Dude, Kellie is totally a chum guzzler, she sucked me off and swallowed every day this week. chum guzzler by JackBennington September 8, 2010 Get the chum guzzler mug.