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The hardened/crusty layer that builds up on one's butthole after not maintaining cleanliness.
1. John's chrust was giving away a weird smell today on the bus.
2. I was going to eat Mary's ass, but I noticed her chrust and threw up on her.
3. Since I do not shower often, my mother recommends to use baby wipes after pooping so I do not form chrust.
Chrust by thecjcsoccer April 13, 2020
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chrum in my anoos

the feeling you get after speaking to someone who has a sleeve of wizard.
How was it riding on a bus with Jim all summer?

Oh, you know, sort of like chrum in my anoos!
chrum in my anoos by Western III 2007 September 9, 2007

Chrushinutz

globules of feces sticking to the hair around the anus
You can pick my chrushinutz off your ass and keep them
Chrushinutz by ChichoBicho May 2, 2021
1: Abbreviation for CHRonic USER.
2: The webmaster of Zelaron.
Chris: Don't be such a Chruser.
Nick: You dare saying I have no life?
Chris: Come get me, punk!
Nick: I'll kick your butt, Chruser.
Chris: Newb.
Nick: j00h lam0r
Chris: Saunter off to wretchedness, insolent fool!
Chruser by Chruser September 21, 2003
Christmas drunk; like blacked tf out like terrible f-ing hangover; like no remembering the night
I am so happy it’s Christmas so i can get chrunked.
Chrunk by chrunkgirl123 December 25, 2020
The Kazakh word for the human penis.
It look like I hold a gypsy while he eat my chrum.
chrum by Moby Dick October 15, 2007
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