chrum

The Kazakh word for the human penis.

It look like I hold a gypsy while he eat my chrum.

by Moby Dick October 15, 2007

chrum

1. baggy sack containing gonads and other life-giving fluids

2. hairy bag containing family jewels

i haven't shagged a bird in weeks - as a direct result of this, my chrum is worryingly heavy

by cormac breslin February 25, 2004

chrum in my anoos

the feeling you get after speaking to someone who has a sleeve of wizard.

How was it riding on a bus with Jim all summer?

Oh, you know, sort of like chrum in my anoos!

by Western III 2007 September 9, 2007

chlumskydream

the coolest account to ever exist, they post bojack horseman on their feed and spam their story with random shit all the time

chlumskydream liked your photo

by bojackhorsemansupremacy September 1, 2021

Chromebook

A piece of shit

My chromebook Won' t turn on

My chromebook has Ckauthenticator

Damn this shitty device

by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 29, 2022

chrome dipper

Someone with lots of money who is willing to spend all of it, even to the point of bankruptcy, to outfit his/her ride with chrome.

Yo man, Johnny's sucha chrome dipper, his momma ain't got no place to live!

by Cheria January 8, 2009

Chromebook

A worthless hunk of junk that’s too expensive for the shitty quality it gives. There’s nothing to do except anything Google, no caps lock, and no benefits whatsoever. It’s THAT bad! Yet EVERY school thinks it’s nessecary and hopes to eliminate the clear more used and better Windows and/or Mac.

<Teacher> Ok class, today we’ll be using Chromebooks
<Student> *Groans* We HATE chromebooks. Why must we use these?!
<Teacher> Because in Google Docs, Sharing is caring, and also we need to conserve trees...

by notliamarmy17 August 27, 2018