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The people Native to the Western Asian country of Kazakhstan. These people are known to be strong, rugged, and fierce beings. While also being known as excellent mountaineers, and wild horse riders, these people are known to be very smart too. Because of the location of Kazakhstan, the men "small penis" stereotype of which is applied to most Asians, is not at all true. The combination of European, Mongolian, and Arab descent gives Kazakh men a very "Large" advantage when it comes to genital size.
"How does that Kazakh manage to get such a hot piece of ass?"
"it's because those Kazakh men are huge! If you know what I mean!"
by DannnnnyyG September 12, 2012
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Dash is the coolest nation in da world!!!
Yo homie, being Kazakh is sooo damn great!!!
by Aseke July 28, 2004
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A hot, sexy, emo vampire. He tends to swear and he loves fire. But he can be sweet and adoarbel sometimes. Usually moody.
"Who is that hot guy?"

"Kazakh, the vampire, duh."
by RandomPandaGirl December 20, 2009
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