Chrunk

Christmas drunk; like blacked tf out like terrible f-ing hangover; like no remembering the night

I am so happy it’s Christmas so i can get chrunked.

Chrunk by chrunkgirl123 December 25, 2020

chrunk

'Cheap crazy drunk' - basically getting crunk on a low budget, usually involving discount or wholesale liquor, clothing bought at thrift stores, and rhinestones on your crunk cup

Hip young person #1: Hey man, let's get crunk this weekend.

Hip young person #2: I am saving for college. Let's get chrunk instead.

chrunk by Peter Broady February 13, 2009

chrunk

To get drunk and high.

"I'm goin' to chrunk you up."

chrunk by Jessica April 21, 2003

chrunk

Christian Drunk.
pronounced crunk.
getting hyped on sodas or red bulls.
possibly singing songs and traveling in large groups while exuding positivity from the lord.

father larry is having a pizza party. lets bring a case of mountain dew and get chrunk.

chrunk by deezo July 10, 2005

Stiff Chunk 

I manipulative, compulsive liar, rapist and racist white boy. Silence is violence and we won’t back down. We know your secret.

Did you hear about that harry silsbury stiff chunk? What a freak..

Stiff Chunk by AnonymousWeknow June 6, 2020

chunkalicious 

Word that describes something that is delicious and chunky, such as a woman.

Guy talking to his friends: Man, I hooked up with this chick last night ... she was chunkalicious! Curves galore!

chunkalicious by XxmarkoxX August 20, 2011

Chunkmistress 

A girl who is overweight to obese, and likes to go on nights out. The victim of a chunkmistress usually has to be incredibly trashed unless they have a preference for larger girls. Pulling a chunkmistress is for most men a very humiliating experience and one which may cause nightmares and result in prolonged pisstakes.
A chunkmistress can be found at most if not all clubs throughout the world, they rarely cause problems outside the drinking arena. They are identifiable principally by their weight which renders them unpullable by sober standards. they are more often than not ugly and with domineering personalities.

Fucking hell I had some dancefloor action with a chunkmistress but didn't go all the way, thank fuck.
or
What the fuck were you doing with that bloated chunkmistress last night? hahahahaha
or
Man1: Hey remember that night you fucked that chunkmistress? she was fucking hanging
Man2: Oh shut the fuck up, I don't wanna talk about it alright?

Chunkmistress by beastos January 15, 2010