Chruser

1: Abbreviation for CHRonic USER.
2: The webmaster of Zelaron.

Chris: Don't be such a Chruser.
Nick: You dare saying I have no life?
Chris: Come get me, punk!
Nick: I'll kick your butt, Chruser.
Chris: Newb.
Nick: j00h lam0r
Chris: Saunter off to wretchedness, insolent fool!

by Chruser September 21, 2003

cruser

A legend among men. Known for having abnormally large penis and slaughtering enemies

Cruser is a badass

by Pooooop dick May 23, 2014

Chriser

a guy who likes to drive fast, talk harsh, and kick ass. He has a "rough and tough" exterior, but inside he is a big teddy bear. Has a heart of gold and will bend over backwards to help out a friend. Somewhat crazy.

a.k.a. "Mr. Kitty"

Chriser is insane in the membrane

by lilninjakitty February 10, 2010

Cruser Bruiser

A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo

"Dude, quit hogging the Cruser Bruiser! Give me a thrust with that thing!"

by Krispywaffles February 11, 2014

chrusmer

its christmas and summer u dumbass
basically australia n shit

omg I live in australia its chrusmer time!!!!!
I hate school I wish it was chrusmer

by DONKEYAOSIJDF November 11, 2020

chruerros

it's just the word "true" with a twist. instead of true, you say it like "chrue chrew"
but i wanted to add more spice, at the same time i was hungry. so churros came to mind then, chrue + rros happened.

friend: "if bbm didnt need a diploma to run as president, then i should've ran as a candidate too."
me: "chruerros!"

by g4letm0st0fdtim3 May 9, 2022

chruerros

"true" with a twist. you say it when you agree to someone with feeling sassy and hungry.

true --> chrue chrew + rros from "churros" = chruerros

friend: " if BBM can run for president without a diploma, then I shall run as a candidate in the future too :))"
me: "chruerros. brb gtg im hungry and angry rn"

by g4letm0st0fdtim3 May 9, 2022