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A pure gamer, sweet at life, slightly stoned in appearance.

Alternative Spellings: Kruntz, Chr1s
Person 1: Hey dude James just raped me in CoD 5

Person 2: Yeah he's a Chrunts

Person 1: Woah Shit.
Chrunts by timtimay March 20, 2009
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Three Chunts in a Truck

A game played by Chicano adolescents all over Southern California (aka So Cal), as an alternative to your average game of Slug Bug. One sibling/friend slugs the other when they find a stereotypical Mexican work truck (often spotted with shoddy primer jobs, brahma bull stickers on the door, old english font surname/birthplace window decals and landscaping machinery in the bed) and with three or more Mexican seated inside. When calling out, you say the number of people in the pickup, so the number always changes. Brownie points for more people than seats in said vehicle.
"Dude, Chata- Four Chunts in a Truck!"
(a hefty slug ensues)

"No way Pendeja, that's only Three Chunts in a Truck!!"
(retaliation slug)

Chuntsungium 

Element found by Spencer Odom (PhD, Mineral Geology) in the North Tuolumne river. The element was later denied admission into the periodic table, as the sample turned out to be nothing more than Barium.
Chuntsungium was the greatest discovery since piltdown man.
Chuntsungium by Daveed Halford February 10, 2005

cruntster 

One who is fond of crunt. Cruntsters are usually tall, awkward and enjoy bananas.
Dick Cheney often refers to I. Lewis Libby as being a cruntster.
cruntster by Fibbonacci November 13, 2005

chuntslop 

disgusting green liquid found outside g5 and g6 at Gilroy College. Has got quite possibly the worst smell ever! Usually douzed on sticks from a nearby bush and probed onto randoms faces.
ewww! rob got chuntslop in his mouth!
chuntslop by little dickey bird. October 24, 2008
Mix between a cunt and a girl you strongly dislike.
Used most likely in front of them without them realizing they are getting insulted with a group of friends.
Sarah: Omh look at Chrisstina,I cannot believe she is wearing that,what a slut.

Britney: Yeah She Is Such A Chrunt.
Chrunt by Eilhsa December 10, 2009
Chrunt by Crab leprechaun October 16, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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