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Three Chunts in a Truck

A game played by Chicano adolescents all over Southern California (aka So Cal), as an alternative to your average game of Slug Bug. One sibling/friend slugs the other when they find a stereotypical Mexican work truck (often spotted with shoddy primer jobs, brahma bull stickers on the door, old english font surname/birthplace window decals and landscaping machinery in the bed) and with three or more Mexican seated inside. When calling out, you say the number of people in the pickup, so the number always changes. Brownie points for more people than seats in said vehicle.
"Dude, Chata- Four Chunts in a Truck!"
(a hefty slug ensues)

"No way Pendeja, that's only Three Chunts in a Truck!!"
(retaliation slug)

Chuntsungium 

Element found by Spencer Odom (PhD, Mineral Geology) in the North Tuolumne river. The element was later denied admission into the periodic table, as the sample turned out to be nothing more than Barium.
Chuntsungium was the greatest discovery since piltdown man.
Chuntsungium by Daveed Halford February 10, 2005

cruntster 

One who is fond of crunt. Cruntsters are usually tall, awkward and enjoy bananas.
Dick Cheney often refers to I. Lewis Libby as being a cruntster.
cruntster by Fibbonacci November 13, 2005

chuntslop 

disgusting green liquid found outside g5 and g6 at Gilroy College. Has got quite possibly the worst smell ever! Usually douzed on sticks from a nearby bush and probed onto randoms faces.
ewww! rob got chuntslop in his mouth!
chuntslop by little dickey bird. October 24, 2008
Mix between a cunt and a girl you strongly dislike.
Used most likely in front of them without them realizing they are getting insulted with a group of friends.
Sarah: Omh look at Chrisstina,I cannot believe she is wearing that,what a slut.

Britney: Yeah She Is Such A Chrunt.
Chrunt by Eilhsa December 10, 2009
Is he trying to chrunt?
Chrunt by Crab leprechaun October 16, 2019