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pinched cheek shuffle 

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.
The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.
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cheeks in the air 

v. When a person, typically a male youth, overcompensates for low socioeconomic status by listening to hard rock or rap and getting tattoos, attempting to portray himself as an alpha male, when in fact he is subservient in the business world due to his poor education and low IQ. He is, in essence, socially and economically subservient, despite his outward rebellion. Hence the phrase: his cheeks are in the air.
Bob: "That dude is always trying to act hard, but he's stuck in this fast food joint working for the man with his cheeks in the air."

Jeremy: "True dat, homie. Word."
cheeks in the air by Prankster November 8, 2016

cheeky little sausage 

Smart-ass or a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything.

- Pr0V1nc3
Well aren't you just a cheeky little sausage.
cheeky little sausage by Pr0V1nc3 February 18, 2018

Cheeky ferret 

Someone who causes mischief.
Some cheeky ferret snatched my wallet. Glob dang it, Danny!
Cheeky ferret by zimmygirl777 March 11, 2023

Heart on Your Cheek 

To wear your heart on your cheek is the opposite of wearing your heart on your sleeve.

A person who wears their heart on their cheek keeps their true emotions hidden, usually to keep themselves from getting hurt and/ or to hurt others.

This term is from the song 'How to be a Heartbreaker' by Marina and The Diamonds.
"Rule number three, wear your heart on your cheek
But never on your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat."
Heart on Your Cheek by Storm Kitsune September 16, 2014

Cheek Plow 

A device used to separate an obese individual's ass cheeks. This device is employed during medical procedures such as rectal exams, hernia removal, etc. The device is often equipped with a sprayer that "mists" coconut or other fragrances to make the overwhelming stench bearable.
"Nurse can you hand me the cheek plow. I have several layers of blubber that I need to peel back to get to this guy's anus."
Cheek Plow by F. Sulkaman December 27, 2007
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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