A form of oral sex involving the positioning of the penis at a minimum 30 degree angle in the mouth, causing it to rub against the check of the blowjob administrator. The only reliable way to determine the success of a Cheek Job is to have an independent third party to observe and confirm that the penis is visibly bobbing back and forth in the mouth of the blowjob provider.
Cheek jobs are most prevalent two demographic groups: (1) younger teenagers that are inexperienced with blowjobs (and where the blowjob concerns a large penis); (2) For couples (but most usually men) who want to assess that they are 'actually' receiving a blowjob by monitoring the progress in a mirror, or through home made porn.
When you take an erect penis and give it a hand job, however you flip the direction and stick the man's penis between his legs and rub it against his butt cheeks
"My penis is lonely. I'm fiendin for a cheek job. Rub that shit on my cheek"'
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.