Cheeked 

In an exceptionally advanced altered state of mind, generally brought on by alcohol.

Oh man you guys Kyle was so cheeked last night he tried to jump out a window.

Cheeked by Himla January 22, 2009

Cheeked 

(Verb) Receiving such an ass-whooping, specifically in American Football, that your cheeks are bloodied from the beating

(Verb) In 2016, the end result of any opponent playing the Alabama Crimson Tide Football Team

(Verb) The resulting effect of the Cleveland Browns 2016 schedule

"The game is over, the game is finally fuckin over, once again the final score is: The Alabama Crimson Tide 63, (insert any Big Ten, Big 12, Pac 12 School name here) CHEEKED"

"Damn Hue Jackson, it's just a Cheeked life for you and your shitty Browns this year, huh?"

"And would you believe it, Ol' Ricky thought he could get around the end on the option sweep! Ricky got dat ass CHEEKED!"

Cheeked by blorpy October 13, 2016

Cheeked 

Something that is so good it could make you cum!

omg, that pie was so Cheeked! I want more!

Cheeked by Cleep9000 September 2, 2019

Cheeked 

A way of stating that you are mad about something that is unreasonable or very unlucky.

"I just blew that test after studying. Pretty cheeked right now."

Cheeked by The Hemmer January 14, 2013

cheeked 

When someone puts their bare butt up on someone's face. Preferably when they are passed out from partying.

LOL, everyone look, Wes was cheeked by Steve again!

cheeked by serotonin April 24, 2006

Cheeked 

When your talking to someone on your cell phone, and they say "are you there? I can't hear you", they've been cheeked, as you have muted your cell phone with your cheek.

I just cheeked you, you've been cheeked.

Cheeked by Roo80 August 14, 2012

cheeked 

When a creepy ex-boyfriend lurks around your residence, specifically apartments in hopes to catch a glimpse of you.

"Oh my god I opened the balcony door and Mike just happend to be outside and it was 2am. Looks like you've just totally been Cheeked"

cheeked by MKS18181881 April 13, 2008