A French portmanteau word, combining the words "chier" (meaning "to shit") and "sieste" (meaning "a nap"). Usually done at work, it involves going to the bathroom for around 15-30 minutes to sleep. After going back to your desk, you let out a big sigh of relief letting everyone know you shat explosive diarrhea or that you had serious constipation issues. This way you can sleep at work without them noticing.
If you are somewhat skilled, you can both shit and nap simultaneously, hence the word "chieste".
If you are somewhat skilled, you can both shit and nap simultaneously, hence the word "chieste".
Antoine: sacrébleu! I just had the biggest diarrhea of my entire life. I had to clean the walls as well as my scrotum.
François : you're lying! You had your afternoon chieste
François : you're lying! You had your afternoon chieste
by theofficelord October 6, 2021