Spider monkey

A sexual position where the male inserts his penal object into the breastulare corals (may be commonly referred to as cleavage) and achieves orgasmic fusion as the female makes a licking or sucking motion on the male's testicles.

Jeff's busty ginger girlfriend suggested the spider monkey position after the missionary position got old.

by Yobungus1337 December 31, 2010

Hong Kong Dong

Process of inserting the erect penal object into an anus then receiving oral immediately after so the person eats your shit.

Jeff got the Hong Kong Dong from a Ukrainian tranny behind Applebee's while he was wasted.

by Yobungus1337 November 01, 2010

penal objection

The sudden expulsion of sperm fluids from a penal object resulting from penal stimulation from any of various corals. A penal objection may also occur from seeing a particularly attractive coral but not making penal contact with it. (See also premature ejaculation)

Jeff achieved an epic penal objection while making penal contact with his girlfriends anal corals.

by Yobungus1337 July 11, 2010

Justin Beiber

Justin Beiber is a Canadian woman trapped in a homosexual boy's body. Justin Beiber is known for his terrible singing, but revered for his atrocious acts against mankind (other than his "music").

Justin Beiber is a homosexual.

by Yobungus1337 March 11, 2014

orgasmic fusion

Fusing of the penal object and any of various corals as a result of penal stimulation and coral movement upon the object.

Jeff achieved orgasmic fusion while nailing his girlfriend behind Wal-Mart.

by Yobungus1337 July 11, 2010

Mississippi soup kitchen

The act of vomiting inside a woman's vagina, eating her out, and then vigorously fornicating her without any showers in between steps. Optional: The woman may wish to use PVC piping to open the male's anus and perform the same act on him, only she uses a strap-on.

Jeff gave a Philippino transgender hooker a Mississippi soup kitchen upon her request. She returned the favor upon Jeff's request.

by Yobungus1337 June 13, 2011

titfuckassboner

A word (not words) exclaimed when you are in an angry group of people to add your anger into the situation. The expression may also be used to proclaim joy in some situations. Often times the group becomes awkwardly silent or bursts into laughter upon hearing this remark.

(Jeff's teacher assigns assload of homework)
Robbie: Shit!
Brandon: Damnit!
James: THIS IS BULLSHIT
Randy: What the hell!?
Todd: AHH! Fuck me!
Jeff: TITFUCKASSBONER!!
Class: ...(silence)

by Yobungus1337 January 12, 2011