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Chestering 

The act of standing behind someone and listening to their conversation and yet does not participate in said conversation...
Today, Alex was chestering into Ashley's test...
Chestering by SwagmastahYOLO June 10, 2013

Chestering 

Chestering: Chester Bennington performing vocal techniques that sound inhuman or exceedingly dangerous to attempt without extensive experience and training purely for enjoyment.
1. “Wow, did you hear that new singer? He was Chestering with those insane vocal runs!”
2. “She hit that high note perfectly; it was like she was Chestering.”
3. “During the concert, he performed a vocal riff so complex and powerful, it was reminiscent of Chestering.”

Chestering 

Chestering (noun): A playful activity where Person A first uses a dildo to gently widen his urethra. Once the urethra is stretched enough, Person B then inserts their own penis into that urethra, fitting one penis inside the other until climax.
Chestering is very popular in prison.
Chestering by cashboxmoneybags August 29, 2025

Chattering Classes

The term Chattering Classes is an essentially British expression, seldom heard outside the UK. It was invented by British journalist Oberon Waugh (he really couldn’t stand them) but was later taken up by pundits and political commentators to describe a group of the “metropolitan middle class”. Generally though it’s used as a derogatory tag for those who are politically active, socially concerned and ‘highly’ educated; especially those with political, media or academic connections. Its original meaning has now changed somewhat and now it usually refers to WOFS, Londoncentric pseudo-celebrities who talk a lot about social injustice, disaster relief, third world aid and all the other fashionable causes but do absolutely fuck all to help.
The chattering classes are all talk and no action.

centeringitis 

In the design industry: an illness that is contracted through consistent client requests to center content: images, text, alignments, etc. The worst cases of centeringitis are seen through constant requests and even requests of having multiple central axis points on the same piece.
Johnny, I think I have contracted centeringitis and want to jump out the window.
centeringitis by ComicSans August 30, 2010

Shallow chesting 

When someone’s penis is so far down another throat, it reaches the chest.
“Dude I was getting a BJ from this chick, and my dick went so far down we were shallow chesting”

“Who the fuck are you?”
Shallow chesting by Naltica December 16, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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