Chavish 

A language spoken mostly in Britain.
It derives from the popular language of 'English' but due to the great difficulty of this language, has been modified so that words above 2 syllables have been wiped out, and replaced by a selection of new words.
Chavish is reknowned for its common use of the word 'fuck,' often used as an adjective, a noun, a verb, an adverb and a pronoun.
Chavish also requires that the first syllable of one's name is taken and has 'az' added onto the end, to form a new Chavish name, eg 'Baz, Gaz, Taz, Shaz etc...'
Language experts at the university of Cambridge have been trying for years to decode this language, investing millions into 'Project Chavish' though all to no avail.

Chav: "Yo shaz, hows yer fuckin' kid?"
Shaz: "Buzzin' like, what is you upto now Baz?"
Chav: Im fuckin going ter get meh dole money, like, Ill catch yer later innit."
Shaz: Yeah innit.
(The Chavs Depart)

Chavish by Jonny January 3, 2005

chavish 

The entry above omits to mention the adjectival form, 'chavish', which describes a person or thing with distinctly chavvy or chavesque characteristics.

Burberry and Vicky Pollard (from the telly) are chavish.

chavish by anycon September 28, 2005

Charishma

as the Greeks said it,Truly a 'blessing' !
One who bears this title is extremely charming and loved by all.Individuals of this name possess a unique characteristic of their own(the name in itself is rare!) and way above average intelligence with a sharp mind.

Highly ambitious,caring and emotional-these beautiful individuals bring joy to the near and dear.

She is a 'Charishma!'

Charishma by King of Gods February 5, 2010

chavistani

A British Asian chav - from the same uneducated under privileged stock as their white counterparts. Can be Muslim, Sikh or Hindu. Into copious amounts of hair gel and aftershave that will strip your windpipe, gangsta rap, hardcore bhangra and pouring all their money into customing their supermini car with bake bean tin exhaust pipes, fat wheels and a bass whoofer that will displace your internal organs.

Have you seen those Chavistanis posing in their suped-up Honda Civic? They've been cruising up and down Southall Broadway all night.

chavistani by DJZico August 16, 2006

chavistocrat

A posh person who acts/dresses like a chav.

Prince Harry is a chavistocrat.

chavistocrat by chavicus March 31, 2005

Charishma

An outgoing person who loves to socialise and is easy to talk to. Everyone loves speaking to them, however some may think she’s a bitch. They’re caring ambitious and kind, and also loves their food! They’re always there for their friends and close family members and will even fight for them, however they detest liars and can’t stand dramatic people. Be careful with a Charishma, don’t mess with them or they will get a well planned revenge back on you!

You don’t want to lose a Charishma

Charishma by Heyyyyy.xoxo November 7, 2020

chavistan 

A place with a rather lage chav contingent.

The local retail park is turning into Chavistan

chavistan by Jigs got a passport November 8, 2004