A language spoken mostly in Britain.
It derives from the
popular language of 'English' but due to the great difficulty of this language, has been modified so that words above 2 syllables have been wiped out, and replaced by a selection of new words.
Chavish is reknowned for its common use of the word 'fuck,' often used as an adjective, a noun, a verb, an adverb and a pronoun.
Chavish also requires that the first syllable of
one's
name is taken and has 'az' added onto the end, to form a new Chavish name, eg '
Baz,
Gaz,
Taz, Shaz etc...'
Language experts at the university of Cambridge have been trying for years to decode this language, investing millions into 'Project Chavish' though all to no avail.
Chav: "Yo shaz, hows yer fuckin' kid?"
Shaz: "Buzzin' like, what is you upto now
Baz?"
Chav: Im fuckin going ter
get meh dole
money, like, Ill catch yer later innit."
Shaz: Yeah innit.
(The Chavs Depart)