anycon's definitions

corntwot

(n.) A twot with thrush.

Ghosh that Jool's got corntwot *again*!

by anycon December 28, 2005

hungle-pungle

Baby talk for hungry.

"Is 'e Is 'e Is 'e Is 'e Is 'e Is 'e Is 'e Is 'e Is 'e Is 'e hungle-pungle den?"

by anycon October 16, 2003

shiïte

(n.) A learned way of saying shit. Contraction of the exclamatory 'Shiïte Muslims!', which may be used by somebody who objects to the tenets of Islam or actions performed in their name. Now corrupted simply to 'shiïte', this word serves on occasion as a witty alternative to the chavish shit.

Should be pronounced 'SHEE-ite'.

'Shiïte not another bombing in Lebanon!'

by anycon January 10, 2007

fuckwittage

A word that acts as a means of measuring the degree to which a person is (or is perceived to be) a fuckwit.

"Serious fuckwittage" Bridget said loudly.
"Yeah" agreed Shaz, "that guy's buried himself in his own fuckwittage."

by anycon June 23, 2003

n00bish

Preferred adjectival form of 'n00b'.

That n00b over there is n00bish.

by anycon September 28, 2004

stay-at-home Charlie

A common phrase in Hertfordshire, England, this jocular compound is virtually synonymous with homeboy, though with perhaps more couth-potatoey connotations.

I'm too much of a stay-at-home Charlie to go travelling in my gap year.

by anycon April 4, 2005

munting

Adj. for munter

OK. In order to ensure to the highest degree of certainty that I definitely never ever go to the same uni as you, you HAVE to tell me which ones you are applying to before I do. Then I will be saved from ever having to look at the munting face of ol' thicky here

by anycon October 16, 2003