lage

Noun: marijuana, weed, grass

Verb: (To Lage) the act of smoking marijuana. The opposite of rage.

Adj/Adv: (Laged) the state of mind of being stoned

noun: Let's go smoke some lage.

verb: I laged earlier and am so hungry right now. I don't want to rage, I want to lage!

adj./adv.: That laged idiot forgot he had a pot of boiling water on the stove.

by SS February 29, 2004

Lage

The feeling that you get when you go to the fridge and find out that the food you had been saving from the night before for yourself is not there. That kung pao chicken that you had purposely ate half of to save for the next day has disappeared. The pizza that you had hidden behind all the food in the fridge to conceal from your pesky little sibling is now no longer there. The food that you had waited all day and rushed home to eat no longer exists. Anger burns through your body at the thought of the horrible, evil fiend who had taken what was rightfully yours. You feel frustration and rage start to rise. You are becoming more and more enraged as you hear your stomach start to growl, craving for the food that you thought you once had but now no longer do. The only thought running through your mind is vengeance. You are experiencing lage.

Tom is feeling lage because he couldn't find his leftovers from the night before.

by uhteekuh August 29, 2018

Lage

A handsome kind Boy. He's Good talking to girls alot. He's a rich guy that will be succesfull in life. He's loyal to his girlfriend and hate people that is fake

I need to be Lage

by Elinjay February 25, 2017

lage

Means age on Skywars traditional language, a word invented by JBuster9977 and published in Urban Dictionary by hrxin

What is your lage? My lage? I am 19 years old!

by Hex the Godfather of City March 5, 2021

lagergenic

A condition in which one is more attractive when seen by a drunk person; especially when the beholder has been drinking beer.

After Steve's ninth beer the unattractive woman at the end of the bar became lagergenic.

by Gio Marron June 17, 2014

Sheboygan Lager

A fictional brand of beer referenced in the FX show Wilfred by Jenna's douchy boyfriend Drew.

Sheboygan Lager, bitch! That's how we do.

by fp69 August 25, 2011

Land of chips and lager

Land of chips and lagar is the the title of a popular version of the song "Land of Hope and Glory" adapted to suit Cockneys way of life in the United Kingdom. The song first appeared publicly in the TV Series "Spitting Image"

The lyrics of the popular Cockney song:

"Land of chips and lager,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go,
Three Tandoori and chips, then
Hire a crap video,
Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
Oi! You staring at me?
You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in.

You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in."

A bunch of Cockney Yobs are at the "Last Night of the Proms" music concert, and as soon as "Land of Hope and Glory" start playing, the yobs start singing along using their version of the words, starting with "Land of chips and lager..." etc

by Coleorton May 29, 2016