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chavistani

A British Asian chav - from the same uneducated under privileged stock as their white counterparts. Can be Muslim, Sikh or Hindu. Into copious amounts of hair gel and aftershave that will strip your windpipe, gangsta rap, hardcore bhangra and pouring all their money into customing their supermini car with bake bean tin exhaust pipes, fat wheels and a bass whoofer that will displace your internal organs.
Have you seen those Chavistanis posing in their suped-up Honda Civic? They've been cruising up and down Southall Broadway all night.
chavistani by DJZico August 16, 2006

christanie 

Is a brave girl always speaks her mind sometime dramatic but always looks out for people if you have her you are very lucky she came into your life
"hey that girl over there knows how to speak her. Mind ". I think her name is christanie
christanie by Rose vascaz March 14, 2017
The prettiest and smartest girl you'll ever know. Shes boujee and conceited. Shes just that bitch PERIOD.
ME: HAVE YOU SEEN CHRISTANI?
BESTFRIEND: THAT PRETTY GIRL WITH MADD INCHES?
ME: YES GIRL
BESTFRIEND: SHES BOMB AF BITCH!
christani by DICKKKSONBITCHES June 21, 2020

chavistan 

A place with a rather lage chav contingent.
The local retail park is turning into Chavistan
chavistan by Jigs got a passport November 8, 2004

Neo-Christanity 

Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.
Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.
Neo-Christanity by JackD March 20, 2005

Charismanic 

When someone is extremely charismatic, although deep down you think it might be due to an underlying manic episode.
"Wow, I would sure love to work for someone like Adam Neumann, he sure is charismatic!"

"I think you mean charismanic..."
Charismanic by HC Doc April 7, 2021

chavista 

1. A supporter of the Communist Dictator of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez.

2. A Venezuelan communist.
See the chavistas cheer as Hugo Chavez steels more land and assign it to "groups of the population" and "organized communities" from rural areas.
chavista by Viper March 7, 2005
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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