A form of government where Chads have compete control over the state. Usually defined by industrial slave labor, where gamers are used as manpower for pointless wars. Monarchical in nature, the ruling couple is composed of the Head Chad and the Head Veronica.
These governments tend to have large human rights violations, as gamers are reported to be restricted from bottom text and opressing any minorities. Some famous chadistocracies include the USA, society, EA and Israel.
jocker: hi veronica
veronicubbles: no gamer
joockekoroo: FUCK YUO VERONICA THIS WAS THE LAST TIME YUO OPRESSED ME LIKE THIS... IF YOU DONT STOP YUOR PETTY WAYS I WILL HAVE TO RELEASE MY TRUE SELF ONTO SOCIETY...
chad:stfu gamer go to the mines this is a chadistocracy
jockghanistan: WE ARE GOING TO RISE UP DO NOT FORGET MY WORDS
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.