A woman that has tons of back fat and wears tight shirts which gives the appearance of a caterpillar in motion. Her very presence makes the penis soft.
That new broad in HR has a caterpillar back. She makes me gag with rage and hatred, how I loathe her fat back.
The Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar from Chapter V "Advice from a Caterpillar" from the book "Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll. Is a 3in tall blue caterpillar that sits on a mushroom smokeing as discripeted a vary larg hookah. This Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar first word to Alice come in the form of a sleepy toned queston "Who are you?" Another famous quote from The blue Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar is “One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.” In the fantasy movie “Alice in Wonderland” 2010 film by Tim Burton, Alan Rickman played the voice of the blue hooka smokeing Caterpillar.
Chapter V
Advice from a Caterpillar
The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice.
When someone is passed out at a party and you jizz onto one or both of their eyebrows. The jizz is dry and hardened when they awaken.
Trisha passed out at byrds last night and i blew on her eyebrows man. When she woke up she was pissed, looked like she had twocrusty caterpillars on her forehead.
When your girlfriend is mad at you so she takes all the blankets and systematically wraps herself up like a caterpillar. This, preventing you from having any blankets... so you have have to sleep in the cold.
Man: I can’t come into work today because I got a cold.
Boss: Who’d you get the cold from?
Man: I got CATERPILLAR(ed) by my girl and was freezing all night..sorry boss.
The phenomenon experienced on the road when someone decides to slow down their car to look at something of interest on the side of the road. This causes that area of the road to slow down for the following hours. This leads to cars, collectively, mimicking a caterpillar walking.
The phenomenon is easily observed on highways.
MAN! Some jerk decided to stop and look at one of the millions of car crashes a day and it's making everyone feel the Caterpillar Effect for the next hour!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.