Caterpillared

When someone you're sharing a bed with rolls themselves up tightly into all the blankets.

You caterpillared all night last night and I was freezing!

Caterpillared by Annavyns June 4, 2014

Caterpillared

When someone is talking about one subject and then because of a rogue ADD thought in their head completely changes topics to the dismay of the others in the conversation.

"OK Bob, we were talking about the football game before you caterpillared to the subject of what color you painted your living room, back on topic."

Caterpillared by Jedi Archer December 17, 2011

Caterpillared

The third "stage" of feeling after smoking marijuana, the first being completely high, the second being caterpillared and the third being stoned. This stage is longer than the peak or first stage and effects such as messed up vision are no longer detectable, but some effects, such as increased sense of touch and euphoria, still exist. Highly recommended, no pun intended.

OMG rubbing the tops of my feet feels sooooo good....hee hee hee, I'm so caterpillared.

Caterpillared by best person ever period February 25, 2009

caterpillared

The dick pic version of getting catfished. When someone's dick doesn't end up being as big as their dick pic.

AP: So how did it end up?
Julia: Well I got fucking caterpillared again
AP: What do you mean?
Julia: His dick was way smaller than the pics he sent me, ughhh

caterpillared by Snaplatts July 14, 2019

Caterpillar Back 

A woman that has tons of back fat and wears tight shirts which gives the appearance of a caterpillar in motion. Her very presence makes the penis soft.

That new broad in HR has a caterpillar back. She makes me gag with rage and hatred, how I loathe her fat back.

Caterpillar Back by OmegaSquad January 14, 2010

Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar

The Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar from Chapter V
"Advice from a Caterpillar" from the book "Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll. Is a 3in tall blue caterpillar that sits on a mushroom smokeing as discripeted a vary larg hookah. This Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar first word to Alice come in the form of a sleepy toned queston "Who are you?" Another famous quote from The blue Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar is “One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.” In the fantasy movie “Alice in Wonderland” 2010 film by Tim Burton, Alan Rickman played the voice of the blue hooka smokeing Caterpillar.

"Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar"

Chapter V
Advice from a Caterpillar
The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice.

`Who are YOU?' said the Caterpillar.

Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar by firedragon45 December 7, 2010

crusty caterpillar 

When someone is passed out at a party and you jizz onto one or both of their eyebrows. The jizz is dry and hardened when they awaken.

Trisha passed out at byrds last night and i blew on her eyebrows man. When she woke up she was pissed, looked like she had two crusty caterpillars on her forehead.

crusty caterpillar by jertel February 15, 2015