When your girlfriend is mad at you so she takes all the blankets and systematically wraps herself up like a caterpillar. This, preventing you from having any blankets... so you have have to sleep in the cold.
Man: I can’t come into work today because I got a cold.
Boss: Who’d you get the cold from?
Man: I got CATERPILLAR(ed) by my girl and was freezing all night..sorry boss.
The pillow used to strategically keep a man’s regular-sized to gigantic balls from being squished during PM sleep, nap-time or siestas.
This pillow is typically folded in half and put between the knees in the fetus or “spooning position”.
Boy: Baby, can I use that extra pillow as my BALL PILLOW tonight?
Girl: Nah, you know that pillow is for decoration only and I don’t want you stinking it up with your nasty ball sack.
Boy: Okay, then can I just use your face as my BALL PILLOW?
Girl; Sure.
