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Caterpillaring 

The shaving of one's pubic hair, injesting said pubic hair, then waiting to poop out pubic hair in caterpillar formation.
Hey Tom, is that a caterpillar coming out of your ass, or are you just caterpillaring again?
Caterpillaring by BlueRidgeChick September 15, 2009
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Caterpillaring 

When a person writes for a long time and the ••• appear on Facebook.
"Ugh she's been caterpilliaring me all day."

"Do you think he's asleep, he's left me on a caterpillar?"

Caterpillaring: Defined as taking a while to reply and you can see them typing.

Caterpillaring 

The act of cocooning the day before a big social event so that you’re capable of unleashing the full extent of your social butterfly
P1: today has been a bit quiet
P2: that’s needed sometimes. Will mean you have the energy to be a social butterfly tomorrow. You’ve been Caterpillaring.
Caterpillaring by goatymcgoatface December 26, 2023

Caterpillaring

The act of laying on one's stomach whilst having an erection and moving back and forth.
I woke up stiff this morn and began caterpillaring so nobody would notice.
Caterpillaring by ElectroShock August 3, 2026

caterpillarify 

To become or evolve to a state exactly like, or closely related to that of a caterpillar.
For Halloween, Miles decided to caterpillarify himself.

catapillaring 

you are wrapped up in a blanket after a great night of loving making. she then ties you up with a rope/chain in the blanket and watches your broke ass crawl along the ground like a Catapillar while she hits you with a tennis racket. you eventually break out and say "now im a beautiful butterfly!" she then calls you out for still being a broke loser and beats your ass before leaving you for your best friend. you then make a cocoon for yourself in your blanket that is now covered in jizz after weeks of sad masterbating.
yo that weakboy is still catapillaring after 2 months...i know she whooped his ass, but damn.
catapillaring by mascow July 26, 2016

Caterpillarify 

To return to and/or evolve to a state similar of, or of a caterpillar.
For Halloween, Miles decided to caterpillarify himself.
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