chatistry

When you chat with someone online and you feel an instant connection....even though this person may indeed look like Chewbacca had sex with Shrek.

So I logged into Yahoo and started chatting with this hot mom from Oklahoma....I felt the chatistry instantly.

by Dark_Col0urs March 22, 2010

Mastering Chemistry

A website created to make the lives of American college students a nightmare through the use of nazi-like grading on significant figures and rounding throughout 15+ pages of hell. Commonly referred to as a bitch for changing 1 number in each person's given values to piss people off.

"Hey have you done the Mastering Chemistry for this week yet?"

"No but I heard it's a real killer."

"Yeah I tried the hints and couldn't even work through those!"

by CHE108 May 15, 2012

chemistry class

its not a science class, in fact chemistry class is fucking math. I didn't fucking sign up for fucking math

student 1- man fuck my life
student 2-why
student 1-chemistry class
student 2-is it really that bad
student 1-. 1.00 km (1000 m / 1 km)( 100 cm / 1 m)(1 inch / 2.54 cm) = 3.94 x 104
or 39,400 inches
student 2-the fuck is that
student 1-hell

by it cant be September 29, 2020

organic chemistry

A class that rapes the shit out of you and your GPA. Learn useful things like deprotonating your mom and what not to do after college

The organic chemistry did me in the butt and I bent over for it.

by Kbad December 6, 2006

Friends with chemistry

Friends who are sexually attracted to one another, but maintain zipper discipline.

Friends with benefits? Nah, Cathy's already got a boyfriend. We're more like friends with chemistry.

by barb surgeon September 5, 2011

Chatastrophic

Adjective describing terrible banter or a person with terrible banter

I had to sit next to Sally at dinner last night. She was chatastrophic!

by dr ben June 28, 2009

capistry

(noun) the artistry of lying or telling a lie (capping or talking cap)

Tom: "Donald Trump built his whole 2016 campaign over convincing people of his lies. He is a master of capistry."

by realandre November 5, 2021