charvers

a group or gang of chavs

look at those stupid charvers with their pants tucked into their socks

by del boy September 21, 2008

charver

See also charva.
This variety of (allegedly) human beings mainly habitate streets in the North East of England. Female charvers are recognised by their rock-solid fringes, loop earings large enough to be used as truck wheels, and the collection of scrunchies in their hair. The males are less distinctive, but can be differentiated from other breeds of human by the distinct lack of any common sense. The common charver hangs in herds of up to twenty, and can be easily tracked by following the clouds of cigarette smoke.
The charver reaches motherhood age at approximately 13 years, and gives birth to usually one live young. The charver will have many mates during it's lifetime.
Charver pastimes include smoking, scaring old people, and bullying young people. In the absense of other species to bully, the charver will turn on it's own kind.

No, we can't go shopping today, the charvers are after me again.

by Katie December 3, 2003

charver

a group of idiots from the north east of england, who hang around in crews of around 30 to give a combined IQ of 2.5 they wear fake everything. I think the girls hair is fake. They have around 7 offspring in their lifetime often with assorted fathers. Nobody likes these bastards.

How man fuck off man y' steroid takin freak d'ya want us to show ya how radge i can get.
English:I'd watch it if i was you do you want a demo of my mental unstableness.
Watch ya back dazza he's skivved up
English:proceed with caution darren he appears to have a weapon.

by Les Pretend February 28, 2005

San Diego Chargers

To choke in the playoffs after having a successful NFL season.

Usually eliminated in the first round. will make it to the second round if lucky...

charger fan: the san diego chargers are going to go all the way. we're unstoppable, and we have the best record in the league.

nfl fan: we'll see...just wait till the playoffs start. don't get too cocky...

(playoffs)

charger fan: damn, the chargers lost. oh well, just wait until next season. we're going all the way and win our first super bowl!

nfl fan: ...........ok... whatever you say...

by nflfan743 November 20, 2009

chaversham

Town in kent formerly called Faversham. Due to the recent and constant increase in chavs the town has since been renamed.

1) 'Fancy a trip to faversham'
2) 'No chance, too many chavs for my liking. Think i'll give chaversham a miss.'

by Paul Johnston November 16, 2006

charver

Travelling Showmans term to have sex with someone.
May have a romany background.

I charvered her last night.
I wouldnt mind charvering her.

by Showman December 2, 2004

CHARVER

A Charver is a sub-species of the human race. Occasionally a perfectly normal family will give birth to one of these creatures. In ancient times, survival of the fittest nearly always killed of these unfortunates. However, thanks to Clement Atlee and the Welfare State, they now have a means to survive. Several different types of charver exist- True Charvers, who have an average IQ score roughly the same as a snail, and find it funny to drink, smoke, sleep with young girls/old men and fight one another. Then there are Scum Charvers, like True charvers, but average at four foot ten in hight, and will only swear at you if they outnumber you twenty to one. There are several other varieties, such as townies, radgies etc. All varieties are native to the North East, especially Newcastle. Charvers are now spreading, and take hold whrever the welfare system can be manipulated.

Examples of charver talk
"Uh, got ten pence for some tabs how"
"Where am a? Idont remember goin to sleep here, man like how"
etc, etc

by Iain December 21, 2004