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This variety of (allegedly) human beings mainly habitate streets in the North East of England. Female charvers are recognised by their rock-solid fringes, loop earings large enough to be used as truck wheels, and the collection of scrunchies in their hair. The males are less distinctive, but can be differentiated from other breeds of human by the distinct lack of any common sense. The common charver hangs in herds of up to twenty, and can be easily tracked by following the clouds of cigarette smoke.
The charver reaches motherhood age at approximately 13 years, and gives birth to usually one live young. The charver will have many mates during it's lifetime.
Charver pastimes include smoking, scaring old people, and bullying young people. In the absense of other species to bully, the charver will turn on it's own kind.
No, we can't go shopping today, the charvers are after me again.
by Katie December 03, 2003
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A Charver is a sub-species of the human race. Occasionally a perfectly normal family will give birth to one of these creatures. In ancient times, survival of the fittest nearly always killed of these unfortunates. However, thanks to Clement Atlee and the Welfare State, they now have a means to survive. Several different types of charver exist- True Charvers, who have an average IQ score roughly the same as a snail, and find it funny to drink, smoke, sleep with young girls/old men and fight one another. Then there are Scum Charvers, like True charvers, but average at four foot ten in hight, and will only swear at you if they outnumber you twenty to one. There are several other varieties, such as townies, radgies etc. All varieties are native to the North East, especially Newcastle. Charvers are now spreading, and take hold whrever the welfare system can be manipulated.
Examples of charver talk
"Uh, got ten pence for some tabs how"
"Where am a? Idont remember goin to sleep here, man like how"
etc, etc
by Iain December 21, 2004
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a group of idiots from the north east of england, who hang around in crews of around 30 to give a combined IQ of 2.5 they wear fake everything. I think the girls hair is fake. They have around 7 offspring in their lifetime often with assorted fathers. Nobody likes these bastards.
How man fuck off man y' steroid takin freak d'ya want us to show ya how radge i can get.
English:I'd watch it if i was you do you want a demo of my mental unstableness.
Watch ya back dazza he's skivved up
English:proceed with caution darren he appears to have a weapon.
by Les Pretend February 28, 2005
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Travelling Showmans term to have sex with someone.
May have a romany background.
I charvered her last night.
I wouldnt mind charvering her.
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Found in the north-east of the UK in Newcastle. Typically hang around street corners shouting abuse at people and smoking ciggarettes. Wear burghaus coats and rockport shoes and the famous stripy jumpers. The females like to spend ridiculous amounts of hairspray on their fringes. The scum of Newcastle. They use such phrases as: "Well aye" "I'm gaan ken to get some scran" "Here man you c*nt!" They always fiercly deny their charver-ism. I don't blame them.
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Strange, burberry-clad untermenschen who hang around street corners, prefix every sentance with 'Eh?' and listen to music that sounds like its been made on Dance EJay and speeded up a hundred times. Males of the species wear thick striped jumpers and rockports, tabs are optional. Female charvers wear earings the size of hubcaps and get pregnant at 13 so they can claim child benefits and get a cheapo flat. The wearing of berghaus coats, usually of a nasty shade of green or blue, is compulsory, as is talking like a complete retard and lacking any modicum of common sense whatsoever.
Typical charver phrases:
'Eh, I'll stab you in the foot!'
'Eh, what ye deein?'
'Eh, nar like!
by Myrmidon February 06, 2004
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