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(v.) to avoid answering a question, as exemplified by Indiana Governor Mike Pence in his interview on "This Week" on March 29, 2015, about the broad "religious freedom" bill he signed.
Examples of pencing:

George Stephanopoulos: "Yes or no: If a florist in Indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in Indiana?"
Mike Pence: "George, this is where this debate has gone."

"Is that true or not?"
"George, look, the issue here is that, y'know..."

"Yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?"
"George, you're following the mantra of the last week online, and you're trying to make the issue about something else."
by Grinning Cat April 01, 2015
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A bureaucratic douche bag. Popular in Indiana's 6th congressional district, defined after Indiana's district 6 representative.
by indiana4evah February 27, 2010
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technical term for a self-loathing, closeted gay man
The vice president is a total pence.
by pseudononymous November 19, 2016
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The cremated products of an abortion. Usually the cremated remains are of miscarriages that happened so early women didn't even realize they were pregnant, aka cremated menstruation blood.
I just picked up my pence that week. My lawyer said the court needs to have my pence for evidence because my period was 2 weeks late.
by Periodsforpence November 19, 2016
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(v.) To constrict one's sphincter.
She tapped me on the shoulder and I reflexively penced.


I'm almost done, just let me pence off this turd.
by JohnnySwitchblade June 06, 2017
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Gay slang: to lick the ejaculate off your partners buttocks after pulling out. Especially popular in the upper midwest.
Wow, dude, the sex was amazing, but then he totally start to pence me, and that was just a little too kinky for me. At least he didn't go for the santorum.
by IndyStarlet March 31, 2015
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