(v.) to avoid answering a question, as exemplified by Indiana Governor Mike Pence in his interview on "This Week" on March 29, 2015, about the broad "religious freedom" bill he signed.
Examples of pencing:

George Stephanopoulos: "Yes or no: If a florist in Indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in Indiana?"
Mike Pence: "George, this is where this debate has gone."

"Is that true or not?"
"George, look, the issue here is that, y'know..."

"Yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?"
"George, you're following the mantra of the last week online, and you're trying to make the issue about something else."
by Grinning Cat April 1, 2015
A bureaucratic douche bag. Popular in Indiana's 6th congressional district, defined after Indiana's district 6 representative.
by indiana4evah February 28, 2010
n.

technical term for a self-loathing, closeted gay man
The vice president is a total pence.
by pseudononymous November 20, 2016
Gay slang: to lick the ejaculate off your partners buttocks after pulling out. Especially popular in the upper midwest.
Wow, dude, the sex was amazing, but then he totally start to pence me, and that was just a little too kinky for me. At least he didn't go for the santorum.
by IndyStarlet April 1, 2015
(v.) To constrict one's sphincter.
She tapped me on the shoulder and I reflexively penced.

OR

I'm almost done, just let me pence off this turd.
by JohnnySwitchblade June 6, 2017
to pick up or meet up at a particular location and time to go somewhere else.
I'll pence you at 1800 to go to the movies
by J. Moreno April 10, 2008
When two powerful men with micropenises touch the tips of their penises together while gazing in each other's eyes.
Vlad invited me over to pence, should I bring Stoli?
by dottoregus February 4, 2017