charcute 

Verb. The act of charcutering.

Do you even charcute, bro?

charcute by Thetroublewithtribbles July 29, 2018

Charcuses 

Excuse made to avoid hanging out or chilling with friends is Charcuse(s)

Andrew: Hey man, you want to chill after work?

Charlie: Nah man, I gotta go for a family dinner tonight
Andrew: Man stop with all your Charcuses!!

Charcuses by Asoniasonia November 8, 2015

charcuterie 

A word that a douchbag uses to calls cold cuts (meats, cheeses, etc.)

I’ve prepared charcuterie and placed them on a board on the coffee table for my guests to snack on prior to dinner being served.

charcuterie by Scorpion21 June 12, 2018

Charcuterie 

A Lunchable that majored in musical theater.

We got several starters including the house made bread and charcuterie.

Charcuterie by Margs891208 May 27, 2021

carcuterie

Charcuterie that is prepared and/or eaten inside of an automobile.

They were getting a little tipsy from wine tasting all day and decided to have some carcuterie before travelling to the next vineyard.

carcuterie by @banastas December 17, 2011

Human Charcuterie Board 

When a ladies ample breasts are adorned with meats and cheese for one to partake in while having sexual intercourse.

Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.

Human Charcuterie Board by The New Murph Turf September 14, 2021

Charcuterie 

An excuse to eat like shit because some twat waffle put a catchy name to it.

Here is 3 lbs of of nitrite filled lunch meat, 1 lb of fat filled cheese and some sodium rich empty calorie crackers.

I can't eat that it's bad for me!

Don't worry its on a fucking wooden board and called charcuterie....you'll be fine

Charcuterie by Salami stretcher March 23, 2021