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crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament
crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006

Chapelbate 

(verb,) 1. The act of masturbating in church during a service in the same manner that Paul Reuben masturbated in a movie theater, or the way that Anthony Weiner once masturbated in public. 2. Especially, the act of masturbating on property owned by Christian Fellowship Ministries, or the Jehovah's Witnesses.
1. I heard you think of Bill Cosby while you Chapelbate. 2. Anyone know where to find new material to Chapelbate to?
Chapelbate by Buttfuckme June 2, 2017

chatterbating 

To jerk off while having an explict sexual conversation in an IM program such as AIM, or MSN.
Quagmire and Rickie were chatterbating on MSN last night and made messes on their keyboards.

Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.

Chaturbate ( . Y . ) 

What is chaturbate. It's only the best free live sex chat sites with 1000's of naked girls that you can peek into there bedrooms anytime of the day or night for free at chaturbate.com

www.SkypeSexting.com
After my wife caught me fapping my disco stick for 16 hours on chaturbate she forced me to eat her soggy box for 3 hours after she just got off the neighbors pogo stick. Chaturbate ( . Y . )
Chaturbate ( . Y . ) by Thedurb November 16, 2019

chawsterbate 

when you masturbate with a dip (chaw) in your lip.
Joe: "Hey guys, I was thinking of going spike hunting and sitting on the biggest one! Wanna join?"
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."
chawsterbate by meatpacker69 October 20, 2012

chaturbate 

The act of masturbating while chatting online
I'm going to sit home and chaturbate with hot chicks all day
chaturbate by wassupyoyo August 22, 2011