Clapturbate

When you swing your penis up and down so it goes between your legs. When it goes between your legs it will reach between your ass cheeks and your ass cheeks will clench on your penis and you will pull it out rubbing along the taint eventually leading to ejaculation. Right before your penis gets clenched between your ass cheeks it makes a huge clap noise upon impact so you are essentially clapping your cheeks. This works best with shit stains in your ass cheeks, they work as a lubricant.

When ever I clapturbate my family hears me and complains they worry it will give me an STD.

Clapturbate by Scrotum Slayer May 19, 2018

Clapturbate

Making air humping motions to flap your penis up and down so it goes beside your legs and into your ass crack. When it goes between your ass crack you clench on your cheeks so it has to squeeze through them to get out. This causes your penis to rub on the inside of the ass crack and part of the taint eventually making you ejaculate. The noise you get right when the dick hits between the ass crack before you clench them is a huge clap noise so you are essentially clapping your own cheeks.

I clapturbated too hard and pulled my foreskin off but I recommend it kids when you clapturbate you feel amazing things.

Clapturbate by Scrotum Slayer May 15, 2018

Crapsturbate 

Masturbate while taking a dump; Fapping and shitting at the same time.

The other day I was so horny that I decided to crapsturbate in the public bathroom.

Crapsturbate by Anonymous Billybob Joe January 15, 2008

Cliturbate 

The act of masurbation for a female that involves rubbing, tapping, creating circular motions, or using a vibrator on one's clitoris in order to reach orgasm.

*Does not include fingering/using a vibrator on oneself

-She was so horny, she locked herself in the bathroom to cliturbate for hours!

-She didn't always orgasm while fingering herself, but cliturbating was like heaven for her.

Cliturbate by Jack&Jill008 March 11, 2009

Crapsturbate 

When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit.

Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up.

Crapsturbate by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

Chaturbate ( . Y . ) 

What is chaturbate. It's only the best free live sex chat sites with 1000's of naked girls that you can peek into there bedrooms anytime of the day or night for free at chaturbate.com

www.SkypeSexting.com

After my wife caught me fapping my disco stick for 16 hours on chaturbate she forced me to eat her soggy box for 3 hours after she just got off the neighbors pogo stick. Chaturbate ( . Y . )

Chaturbate ( . Y . ) by Thedurb November 16, 2019

chaturbate 

The act of masturbating while chatting online

I'm going to sit home and chaturbate with hot chicks all day

chaturbate by wassupyoyo August 22, 2011