chapturbate

When a women use a chapstick as a dildo

She chapturbated using her new cherry flavored chapstick.

by Ferriswheelgoesroundandround March 7, 2015

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Crapsturbate

Masturbate while taking a dump; Fapping and shitting at the same time.

The other day I was so horny that I decided to crapsturbate in the public bathroom.

by Anonymous Billybob Joe January 15, 2008

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Crapsturbate

When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit.

Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up.

by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

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After my wife caught me fapping my disco stick for 16 hours on chaturbate she forced me to eat her soggy box for 3 hours after she just got off the neighbors pogo stick. Chaturbate ( . Y . )

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chaturbate

The act of masturbating while chatting online

I'm going to sit home and chaturbate with hot chicks all day

by wassupyoyo August 22, 2011

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Clapturbate

When you swing your penis up and down so it goes between your legs. When it goes between your legs it will reach between your ass cheeks and your ass cheeks will clench on your penis and you will pull it out rubbing along the taint eventually leading to ejaculation. Right before your penis gets clenched between your ass cheeks it makes a huge clap noise upon impact so you are essentially clapping your cheeks. This works best with shit stains in your ass cheeks, they work as a lubricant.

When ever I clapturbate my family hears me and complains they worry it will give me an STD.

by Scrotum Slayer May 19, 2018

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